There's been another outbreak of duck tourettes...



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( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)

haha at "EGG WANK"
I'm going to try and use that one in my next expletive outburst :)
(coliander did NOT rape discomeats' fucking cement, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)

haha
"egg wank" has the makings of a fine insult :D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)

Ooo
i love beating me egg

woo by the way
( claptonista the idiot boy.........., Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)

you should see a doctor if thats the sort of nickname you give it
I call mine the Mighty Ham Platter
( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)

I'm sorry??
I enjoy making omelettes
( claptonista the idiot boy.........., Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)

Oh. Right. Sorry. I completely misread the situation. I... er... well this is awkward.

( WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)

egg wank
arf

made me titter that one did
( Ogwen69 has been ignoring X-Factor since, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)

Ha ha ha!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)

Proper fully-on unstoppable officelols!
Woo and Yay and a tripple hooplah to you sir!


In other news, the indian takeaway opposite my office has begun cooking the friday curry by the smell of it. I AM HUNGRY NOW!
( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)

hmmm, fresh friday curry
or reheated thursday curry

who cares! it's all good!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)

Reheated Thursday curry.
Food like that always tastes better when it's sat for a while to mature :D
(coliander did NOT rape discomeats' fucking cement, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)

as is the traditional style
gives it more burn when it passes through

ahh yeah

and a nice fun surprise for the next user of the toilet

"WHO THE FUCK WAS JUST IN THERE?"

ahhh, endless fun :D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)

Especially when you shit in the shower instead.

(coliander did NOT rape discomeats' fucking cement, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:35, archived)

you mean some people don't shit in the shower?
I thought everyone did that
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)

It's what everyone does...
...when it's gonna be a runny one, surely? Easier to hose the walls down in the shower.
(Sartori wishes everyone was nicer, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)

I shit the bath once when I tried to do a fart.
That's the scariest Jobby I've ever done. Total floater too.
(coliander did NOT rape discomeats' fucking cement, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)

scary is when a pair of eyes pop out
and then it slaps you in the face

and goes back in
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)

Those protection suits
and his outburst suggest that this duck has Mad Duck Disease.
( P3L3 Morphology, Longevity, Sell By Dates., Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)

Mad? He's bloody livid!

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)

he's quackers alright!

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)

Superb

( The Twisted Omentum The only thing better than hairspray, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)

that 3rd one from the left
he's pulling his gloves up in a somewhat "COME ON, AVE IT" type of fashion :)
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)

Origin of the fowl mouth . . .

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:33, archived)