he ain't fooling me.....


From the Abusive ducks challenge. See all 473 entries (closed)

(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)

Ahhh...
That is lovely
( Wobbly Bloke has frozen his cock off on, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)

cock two is good.
I would have replied earlier but my internets are dying :S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)

* Wait for Cock III

* You may have to wait quite a while?
( Wobbly Bloke has frozen his cock off on, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)

I've been waiting long enough to get my own out
now hurry up with cock three: the reckoning!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)

:)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)

joke's on you, duck
that bear is taking him home for pancakes.
and hoi sin sauce.
( Smash Monkey martha stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:25, archived)

Hey Smash how's things?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)

grand!
i get my staples out on thursday, can't wait!
( Smash Monkey martha stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)

ah goodie!
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)

i've lost almost 3 stones in 3 weeks
and i can eat soup now. i'm not even in any pain!
( Smash Monkey martha stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)

I want PHOTOS
mrs. Thank you.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)

fret ye not
i intend to get lots taken. i shall put stage-by-stage pics in my profile. i look forward to some serious gloating ;)
( Smash Monkey martha stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:44, archived)

You should do, petal.
I'm very excited for you. Took me the best part of 8 months to lose 3 stone.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)

well, i'll say this
if anyone's thinking of getting it done, don't listen to the horror stories, it's practically painless, i've had more trouble from a migraine.
( Smash Monkey martha stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:52, archived)

this is good.
I did see this
www.b3ta.com/board/8601820
It makes me sad too.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:43, archived)

yep.
they've shrunk from watermelons to honeydews.
( Smash Monkey martha stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)

Booo

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:46, archived)

hopefully you shouldn't lose too much off them
I've lost 5 dress sizes, and only one cup size, so fingers crossed you do it like me.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)

hopefully!
i love my funbags!
( Smash Monkey martha stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:53, archived)

Exactly, so do I.
Mine, I mean, not yours. Fingers crossed mine won't suddenly look at my waist and realise they've got catching up to do.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:54, archived)

heheheh
gravity is my biggest worry now, i don't fancy getting carpet burns on my nips just from walking across the room.
( Smash Monkey martha stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:57, archived)

do your upper body exercises
the best one (for sitting about) is to ball one hand up, cup it in the other in front of you and push both together as hard as you can for five seconds, then relax, then repeat ad infinitum.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:59, archived)

i must, i must, improve my bust!
:D
( Smash Monkey martha stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)

:'(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:48, archived)

if ever there was a noble death for an animal
it is the crispy duck in pancakes death.

give every duck a (postumous) medal
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)

indeed.
chinese food is the bestest.
( Smash Monkey martha stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt!, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)

Indeed.
I now have an msg craving
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)

YAY
lurverly bowler pear

(Sir Drinkcelot Sticking It To The Man Since 1988, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:28, archived)

:D

(Ishamael and his missus : gestalt b3tard, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:29, archived)

The little seen "Duck Billed Bear" hunting its natural prey in the wild
:D excellent!
( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)

he's stuck now.
you can't get down from a polar bear.
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 13:40, archived)