They just want you to THINK they're after your bread...

But they don't eat bread...

From the Abusive ducks challenge. See all 473 entries (closed)

( Doctor When And The World Of Tomorrow, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:41, archived)

nicely done

( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:45, archived)

If you want to see ducks
come to Kenia
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)

I never got why ducks eat bread
it's not exactly something that grows on trees. I suppose the ingredients are natural enough.
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:48, archived)

Contrary to popular belief,
ducks do not graze on trees
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:50, archived)

Is that a science fact?

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:51, archived)

Probably

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:52, archived)

You know what I mean though?
Bread is not found in wild, ducks wouldn't have invented it - ergo - ducks shouldn't eat bread.
( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:53, archived)

Yeah, I see what you mean.
But then again, we're animals too and we eat cheese string. Anything is possible.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:54, archived)

This is true.

( NinjaBadger Tea? Check. Biscuits? Check., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 11:55, archived)

And cats eat cat food with 'Beef and Lamb'
derivatives
( flatfrog Let steeple bells be swungen, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 12:04, archived)