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( deodar ant is working on a new rooster, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:01, archived)

BENNETTO

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:03, archived)

Juuuuussst oooonneee BENNETTO!
GEEEVV EEET TO MEEEEEE!
(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:08, archived)

As sung by Tony BENNETT


bennett (31KB)
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:10, archived)

ehehhehehe

( Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:11, archived)

FUH REEL?

(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:12, archived)

Mommy, he smells of whiskey and his beak has a string
can I get off his lap now?
(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:04, archived)

Mummy, mummy theres a man at the door with a bill
Don't be silly it must be a duck with a hat on
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:06, archived)

This is my mum's favourite joke.
You are now classed as: douchemeister.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:07, archived)

the first joke i ever learned, my grandpa taught me it
i didn't get it though for aaagees but it was a joke so i knew it had to be funny.
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:09, archived)

Same deal with my mum.
Her grandad told her and she didn't get it for YEARS, now she loves it.

She doesn't do jokes very well.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:16, archived)

she's a woman, they're simpler folk
it's a good joke but i don;t think its very child friendly personally
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:19, archived)

A guy I know's 6 year old son answered the door to someone once,
he came back through and told his dad that there was a man at the door with a bald head.

His dad said "tell him to fuck off, I've already got one"
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:09, archived)

haha! what fun!

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:10, archived)

Haha

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:14, archived)

Don't get upset with him. He'll never be able to be as faggy as you so you're safe for now.

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:10, archived)

Heads up cocker....
get this shit....
www.b3ta.com/links/Korg_DS_10_for_nintendo_DS
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:14, archived)

I already watched it on the friends doohickey
I saw about it a while ago when it was just announced.

Is it actually OUT yet?
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:19, archived)

in japan ;)

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:23, archived)

Fucking ace
Is the ROM available, or do we still have to wait? :(
DISREGARD.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:25, archived)

( davew27, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:09, archived)

What insurance bracket are those?

(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:11, archived)

700 jaffa cakes a month.

( davew27, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)

does replying to yourself make you go blind?

( deodar ant is working on a new rooster, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 1:26, archived)

he's eating that girl's foot!
he is eeeeeeevil.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 5:27, archived)