in a fawlty towers
style
( Derek Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 23:14, archived)

or just use any letters
so one day it says "HOLLYWOOD", the next "MINGE FANNY MIMSY"
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 30 Jul 2008, 23:21, archived)