Nobody fucking got me anything for my birthday.
I forgot it myself until half way through the day
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Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:53,
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No I didn't forget. Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD
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Thu 31 Jul 2008, 16:57,
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