May I leave this here for the compo?

Frankly coz it's shite!

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( XLVII How's my diving....?, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:21, archived)

but liable to be widely covered by fox news.
:D
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 16:22, archived)