Hattie Jakeys


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(tinglto, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:10, archived)

Have you been taking porn snaps on the tube again

( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:10, archived)

Also you look kind of lanky and pasty in your reflection

( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:10, archived)

No, I
Photoshopped the lanky pasty photographer in...
(tinglto, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:11, archived)

Hehehe, too late to deny it now.
You look like Puromycin's unhealthy nephew.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:14, archived)

I like how you are appraising his appearance.
Despite the fact that from the photo he must have a face like four pixels and a smudge.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)

I can't help it if you're a blind cunt with no imagination.

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:18, archived)

Yes you could, you could get me a fucking cane and a flying dog.
You sarcastic shit.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:22, archived)

Hahaha, touched a nerve there.
Must remember to pursue that approach next time I want to genuinely anger you.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)

And besides
it just so happens I DO have a face like four pixels and a smudge.
(tinglto, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:25, archived)

a/s/l?

( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:25, archived)

Way out of your league

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:25, archived)

BUT I'M IN LOVE. :(
WE'RE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER.
( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:26, archived)

Ladies, ladies.
Please don't fight each other over somebody you just met on the internet. There's too much of that on here already.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:26, archived)

fapfapfap

( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:28, archived)

Keep your hands off him you bastard,
he's mine
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:30, archived)

What
exactly is going on here?
(tinglto, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:30, archived)

You stay in the car love,
I'm sorting it.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:32, archived)

Love? LOVE?? Who
do you think I am?
(tinglto, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:36, archived)

If you're not the woman in the picture I'll be very disappointed

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:40, archived)

There's a WOMAN in the
picture?
(tinglto, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:41, archived)

And now to bed I
must retire. For seems your patter's really dire.
(tinglto, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:43, archived)

Can
somebody fill me in?
(tinglto, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:32, archived)

It's doubtful, to be honest.
Just go along with it and pretend you know what's happening, that's all anyone else does on here.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:33, archived)

Thanks
for the advice Mr H from H. I'll take it. Now....
(tinglto, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:34, archived)

FUCK, I didn't realise they were both ladies.
*spazzes cock into state of prophylactic rupture*
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:31, archived)

If you aren't already MSN-ing both of them
then you're an amateur.

I just used "MSN" as a verb. Kill me now.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:32, archived)

*digs out hammers*
would you like quick and painless or slow and agonizing?
( Smash Monkey getting blamed for sparkly bikini bandwagons since, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:36, archived)

Whatever works for you.
I plan to be so drunk that I won't notice.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:41, archived)

slow and agonizing it is, then.
*unpacks probes, scalpels, butter and eels*
( Smash Monkey getting blamed for sparkly bikini bandwagons since, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:43, archived)

I can see you reflected in the window just beside the bloke's head.
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:11, archived)

People who live in glass houses are silly!
Unless they are tomatoes, of course!
( Mstandot, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:12, archived)

Thus

BEEG!
( Dekionplexis VII Someone's in the wolf., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:13, archived)

hahahahahaha

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:13, archived)

Hahahahaha!

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:14, archived)

hahahaha!
Excellent!!
( Mstandot, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:14, archived)

:D
I proper pissed myself ahhaah
( Dekionplexis VII Someone's in the wolf., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:15, archived)

Thanks muchly
Now I must retire to my bed.


night all.
( Mstandot, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:16, archived)

Ta Taaahahah

( Dekionplexis VII Someone's in the wolf., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:18, archived)

happy candleage!
you missed all my cakes!
( Smash Monkey getting blamed for sparkly bikini bandwagons since, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:15, archived)

Ta Missus.
Cakes?
( Mstandot, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:18, archived)

Ta..but i'm four!
I want four cocks!

....i do hope this statement is not mis-interpreted!
( Mstandot, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:20, archived)

... 'ocks for forks?!?

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:22, archived)

Yes. Now I have to roast this......


I am really going to bed now.

Night all again
( Mstandot, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:25, archived)

HAPPY CAEK DAY

( Shiksa, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:20, archived)

several cakes
including bakewell, cream horn, victoria sponge, butterfly cake and christmas cake.
( Smash Monkey getting blamed for sparkly bikini bandwagons since, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:21, archived)

I bet you included the cream horn purely for innuendo value.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:23, archived)

of course!
this is b3ta, you know.
( Smash Monkey getting blamed for sparkly bikini bandwagons since, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)

WTF?! I thought this was the Time magazine message board.

( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:26, archived)

no
it's far more informative in here
( Smash Monkey getting blamed for sparkly bikini bandwagons since, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:27, archived)

I WISH TO BE INFORMED ABOUT GHOSTS.
OK, GO.
( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:28, archived)

ghosts are very misunderstood
far from being restless spirits, they are actually employed by cats. this is why cats can see them. the cats employ the ghosts to read them bedtime stories and levitate their catnip mice. if you have an angry ghost in your home, it is because he is missing his cat.
( Smash Monkey getting blamed for sparkly bikini bandwagons since, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:34, archived)

aww :)

( Ttssattsr lets do talk together, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:42, archived)

this is why i have not thrown my cat out.
also, nobody will have her.
( Smash Monkey getting blamed for sparkly bikini bandwagons since, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:47, archived)

Oh aye, happy b3taday!

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:18, archived)

Cheers.

( Mstandot, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:20, archived)

HAHAHAHA
*cleeeeck*
( mediocre I am not strange, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:15, archived)

Hahahahaha!

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:15, archived)

AaHaahaahaaaaaaaaa !

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:16, archived)

Hahahahaha

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:21, archived)

Hahahahah!!!
Happy b3taday to the guy!
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:31, archived)

OK I admit
I didn't actually take the photograph. But I did put the hat on.
(tinglto, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:13, archived)

You look good in it.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:14, archived)

( mediocre I am not strange, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:12, archived)

what train is it on?

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:13, archived)

I remember that....
...Rob took the original photo I think. It was in the newsletter or something. NICE HAT ANYWAY.
( We are the lemon Mechanical Citrus Overlord, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:14, archived)

Hmnn
Why is the bloke on the left carrying a staff?
(Gene_Helpmann, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:16, archived)

I thought it was
Gandalf the Grey
(tinglto, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)

Edit
Why is the bloke on the left carrying a stiff?
(Gene_Helpmann, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:18, archived)

OK
maybe Gandalf the Gay
(tinglto, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:20, archived)

Hoots!

( The Duke of Prunes, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:20, archived)

bugger
i'm going to have to dig out my kenneth williams t-shirt
( Smash Monkey getting blamed for sparkly bikini bandwagons since, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:22, archived)

what are you doing on a tube filled with zombies?

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Tue 5 Aug 2008, 23:51, archived)