Apols for size. Smaller was unreadable. (Re-edited)

(Michelle Obama's Stalker LOVES throwing moths into spider webs., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:18, archived)

If smaller was unreable, make a thumbnail and link to the bigger
This^ will just get you raped


( Evilscary CAUTION! Do not expose to direct sunlight., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)

there's fuck all wrong with it

( prodigy69 we want freddy for our leader..he's a man of class, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)

It's not worth a raping,
but it's a little over filesize, and it's a bit big on the screen.

A click for bigger would have worked nicely.

A kind word in the ear is the best way forward.
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)

oh for fuck sake take yer boots off

( prodigy69 we want freddy for our leader..he's a man of class, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)

Look, I'm playing nice as the FAQ itself recommends
There's not 'fuck all wrong with it', but it's not worth getting bitchy about either.
Just a pleasant and friendly word that it's preffered if it's a little smaller and preffereably under the filesize is all that was needed.

Some of us here are on a capped amount of bandwith and every little bit helps.
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)

you are, yes, but Evilscary seems to be venting a bit
chillax or I'll write a goodbye letter to the internet
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)

show me where in the faq it says about Image dimensions

then go tell that fucknut Dr.Dyslexia about it :)xxx
( prodigy69 we want freddy for our leader..he's a man of class, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)

there is
As far as pixel size goes there is no real limit, but you will rarely need to make your image larger than 400 pixels wide. To be put on the frontpage, your image needs to be no wider than 280 pixels.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)

you know what to do!!!

GO GO GO!!!
( prodigy69 we want freddy for our leader..he's a man of class, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)

oh! doc dys!
I'll tell her (him) later
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)

doen't that mean
that it's alright in the rare occasion you need to post an image larger than 400px, say of a modified screenshot?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:57, archived)

Heh.
Well it's mainly common sense that it'd be nice if it fits on an 800x600 screen (I think it may just about as it is now, but it's fairly close).

Dyslexia gets away with it for being persistant, it would seem.
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:34, archived)

dyslexia gets away with it because he mainly posts in the gayshift.

( Barbarossa COME ON TIM!, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)

Ah yes.

( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)

thank fuck.

( prodigy69 we want freddy for our leader..he's a man of class, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)

a much more civilised time of day, where a 769 pixel wide picture doesn't cause half the board to have a sudden rectal prolapse.

( Cockweasle The loveliest,loneliest shoe, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)

what is this 800x600 screen?
the 90's?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:37, archived)

^ haha

comp it...it's a Recession
( prodigy69 we want freddy for our leader..he's a man of class, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)

BAM!! DONE! :)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:53, archived)

Heh.
It's not me, no. However, I am a web developer and I'm still astonished to see how many people are viewing the web on 800x600 res.
( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)

This is true

( Barbarossa COME ON TIM!, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)

*shrug*
I can't help if people are thickos!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:53, archived)

Thanks bud...
I don't know how to do that, otherwise I WOULD. Can a mod help out here?
(Michelle Obama's Stalker LOVES throwing moths into spider webs., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)

you're using b3ta hosting, if you want to force a click for big
you can click a little box when you upload.

you could re upload and then cut and paste the codez

EDIT: oh yeah, Prodge is right there's nothing actually wrong with it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)

^What he said^

( Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)

cfb would make it unreadable without clicking
not worth it.

you could lose a 1/4 off the right without spoiling the picture though..
( Bloop bulletball bulletball that's a bulletball, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)

true that

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)

there is absolutely nothing wrong with you post.

( prodigy69 we want freddy for our leader..he's a man of class, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)

crop a couple of inches off the right
and you be sub 50k and the nazis would have to leave you alone.

Although, I agree there's nowt wrong.
( Wasp Box was gut-shot running gin, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:27, archived)

there's fuck all wrong with it.

( Cockweasle The loveliest,loneliest shoe, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:55, archived)

^this. Well said Prod

( The Great Architect www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/20135, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)

a 57 Kb image is hardly work a 42 Kb fail image
I'd post a fail but I'm scared of wasting bandwidth
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:22, archived)

WASTE MY BANDWIDTH, MOTHERHUGGER.

( Ttssattsr many words, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)

happy b3taday!

( Bloop bulletball bulletball that's a bulletball, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)

THANK YOU, BLOOP :)

( Ttssattsr many words, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)

Oh and Mila wishes you a happy b3taday too

( Bloop bulletball bulletball that's a bulletball, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:34, archived)

*crosses legs*
I LOVE YOU, MILA :(
( Ttssattsr many words, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:35, archived)

BAPPY HEATER-DAY
MR LOUD :D
( Petehix http://steamcommunity.com/groups/b3ta, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)

THIS ISN'T LOUD, THIS IS PASSIONATE!
Thaaanks:)
( Ttssattsr many words, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)

:D
Needs moar passion! Fruit Actor!
( Petehix http://steamcommunity.com/groups/b3ta, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:34, archived)

read the fucking FAQ yourself boyo
How big can my image be?
As far as pixel size goes there is no real limit, but you will rarely need to make your image larger than 400 pixels wide. To be put on the frontpage, your image needs to be no wider than 280 pixels.

For file size, a still image will rarely need to be over 50KB and an animation should preferably be under 200KB, but anything up to 250 KB is acceptable. Please do your best to keep filesizes as small as you can, because not everybody has access to broadband. A good joke won't be spoiled by a slightly lower quality image.

If you really can't bear to make your image or animation smaller, a good idea would be to make a smaller version for posting on the board and you can link to the full glory of the huge version for those with a fast connection. You can use this code to do that:
(DefyingDarwin (formerly Wordbomb), Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:24, archived)

whats
10kb between friends
(DefyingDarwin (formerly Wordbomb), Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)

there difference between a nazigasm and wooyay?

( Discomeats This canoe is fucking shit!, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)

alright alright we dont need to have another flounce

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)

We don't NEED another flounce
but they're usually quite amusing.
( The Hedgehog From Hell hey, "pirates" sounds like "pi rates" or pie rats", Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)

hahahahaha I've arrived just in time.

( Cockweasle The loveliest,loneliest shoe, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)

It's my day off.
Why is it pissing with rain? It's not fair. Now I have to spend all day slagging people off on the internet.
( The Hedgehog From Hell hey, "pirates" sounds like "pi rates" or pie rats", Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:34, archived)

Welcome to B3ta

( The Great Architect www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/20135, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)

..

( The Great Architect www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/20135, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)

Isn't that every week at the moment?

( The Hedgehog From Hell hey, "pirates" sounds like "pi rates" or pie rats", Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)

It appears so :(

( The Great Architect www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/20135, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:43, archived)

You're not going to get any flouncing from me I'm afraid
I really don't care what people who I'll probably never meet 99% of say about me or my comments.
( Evilscary CAUTION! Do not expose to direct sunlight., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:32, archived)

Just as well
because we all think you're a cunt
( Wasp Box was gut-shot running gin, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:38, archived)

calm down

( c_kick knows what the internet thinks, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)

There's a lot of
Animal-fondling slap sample wipering going on today.
( Ttssattsr many words, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)

true!

( c_kick knows what the internet thinks, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:39, archived)

That's some fantastic cloning :)

( Ttssattsr many words, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:19, archived)

Candleday!
Many happy returns.
( The Hedgehog From Hell hey, "pirates" sounds like "pi rates" or pie rats", Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:20, archived)

Thank you kindly :)
I've also decided to make you a second mix. Also, neither of them really contain anything too lively.
( Ttssattsr many words, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:23, archived)

That's good.
I am old, you know, you don't want to put anything too exciting on there.
( The Hedgehog From Hell hey, "pirates" sounds like "pi rates" or pie rats", Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:25, archived)

Happby b3ta day


Click for bigger (71KB)
( Cockweasle The loveliest,loneliest shoe, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:45, archived)

hahah
i like
( Bloop bulletball bulletball that's a bulletball, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)

Pfft.
Mind if I shoe-horn this in to the image challenge? With the license fee slashed, the BBC had to make cuts to their website budget:

click for slightly larger
( The Hedgehog From Hell hey, "pirates" sounds like "pi rates" or pie rats", Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)

I can't be alone in getting emails like this informing me I have friends waiting to be accepted
despite the fact I closed my account?
( Jahled -¦ overworked ¦-, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:29, archived)

I get them and I've never had an account

( Barbarossa COME ON TIM!, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)

Hahahahahaa
Priceless, well that sums up the state of the internet
( Jahled -¦ overworked ¦-, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)

Something tells me those are not genuine emails.

( Is this a Woodside I see before me?, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)

I keep getting e-mails from banks, asking me to update my account
despite the fact that I've never had an account with them in my life.

Come on, phishers, try harder!
( The Hedgehog From Hell hey, "pirates" sounds like "pi rates" or pie rats", Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:44, archived)

I get that all the time

( Cockweasle The loveliest,loneliest shoe, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)

:)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)