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Apols for size. Smaller was unreadable. (Re-edited)

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Michelle Obama's Stalker WILL come up with an original idea one day, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:18,
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If smaller was unreable, make a thumbnail and link to the bigger
This^ will just get you raped

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Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:19,
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there's fuck all wrong with it
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prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:20,
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It's not worth a raping,
but it's a little over filesize, and it's a bit big on the screen.
A click for bigger would have worked nicely.
A kind word in the ear is the best way forward.
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:22,
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oh for fuck sake take yer boots off
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prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:23,
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Look, I'm playing nice as the FAQ itself recommends
There's not 'fuck all wrong with it', but it's not worth getting bitchy about either.
Just a pleasant and friendly word that it's preffered if it's a little smaller and preffereably under the filesize is all that was needed.
Some of us here are on a capped amount of bandwith and every little bit helps.
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:28,
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you are, yes, but Evilscary seems to be venting a bit
chillax or I'll write a goodbye letter to the internet
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k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:31,
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show me where in the faq it says about Image dimensions
then go tell that fucknut Dr.Dyslexia about it :)xxx
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prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:31,
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there is
As far as pixel size goes there is no real limit, but you will rarely need to make your image larger than 400 pixels wide. To be put on the frontpage, your image needs to be no wider than 280 pixels.
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k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:33,
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you know what to do!!!
GO GO GO!!!
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prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:36,
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oh! doc dys!
I'll tell her (him) later
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k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:52,
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doen't that mean
that it's alright in the rare occasion you need to post an image larger than 400px, say of a modified screenshot?
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Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:57,
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Heh.
Well it's mainly common sense that it'd be nice if it fits on an 800x600 screen (I think it may just about as it is now, but it's fairly close).
Dyslexia gets away with it for being persistant, it would seem.
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:34,
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dyslexia gets away with it because he mainly posts in the gayshift.
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Barbarossa, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:35,
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Ah yes.
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:37,
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thank fuck.
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prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:37,
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a much more civilised time of day, where a 769 pixel wide picture doesn't cause half the board to have a sudden rectal prolapse.
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Cockweasle orson wezl, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:50,
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what is this 800x600 screen?
the 90's?
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k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:37,
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^ haha
comp it...it's a Recession
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prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:39,
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BAM!! DONE! :)
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k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:53,
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Heh.
It's not me, no. However, I am a web developer and I'm still astonished to see how many people are viewing the web on 800x600 res.
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:39,
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This is true
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Barbarossa, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:43,
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*shrug*
I can't help if people are thickos!
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k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:53,
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Thanks bud...
I don't know how to do that, otherwise I WOULD. Can a mod help out here?
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Michelle Obama's Stalker WILL come up with an original idea one day, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:23,
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you're using b3ta hosting, if you want to force a click for big
you can click a little box when you upload.
you could re upload and then cut and paste the codez
EDIT: oh yeah, Prodge is right there's nothing actually wrong with it.
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k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:25,
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^What he said^
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:26,
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cfb would make it unreadable without clicking
not worth it.
you could lose a 1/4 off the right without spoiling the picture though..
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Bloop falafelly versatile, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:27,
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true that
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k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:29,
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there is absolutely nothing wrong with you post.
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prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:25,
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crop a couple of inches off the right
and you be sub 50k and the nazis would have to leave you alone.
Although, I agree there's nowt wrong.
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Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:27,
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there's fuck all wrong with it.
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Cockweasle orson wezl, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:55,
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^this. Well said Prod
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The Great Architect, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:30,
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a 57 Kb image is hardly work a 42 Kb fail image
I'd post a fail but I'm scared of wasting bandwidth
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k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:22,
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WASTE MY BANDWIDTH, MOTHERHUGGER.
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Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:24,
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happy b3taday!
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Bloop falafelly versatile, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:30,
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THANK YOU, BLOOP :)
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Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:31,
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Oh and Mila wishes you a happy b3taday too
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Bloop falafelly versatile, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:34,
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*crosses legs*
I LOVE YOU, MILA :(
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Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:35,
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BAPPY HEATER-DAY
MR LOUD :D
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petehix Update your profile, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:31,
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THIS ISN'T LOUD, THIS IS PASSIONATE!
Thaaanks:)
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Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:31,
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:D
Needs moar passion!
Fruit Actor!
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petehix Update your profile, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:34,
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read the fucking FAQ yourself boyo
How big can my image be?
As far as pixel size goes there is no real limit, but you will rarely need to make your image larger than 400 pixels wide. To be put on the frontpage, your image needs to be no wider than 280 pixels.
For file size, a still image will rarely need to be over 50KB and an animation should preferably be under 200KB, but anything up to 250 KB is acceptable. Please do your best to keep filesizes as small as you can, because not everybody has access to broadband. A good joke won't be spoiled by a slightly lower quality image.
If you really can't bear to make your image or animation smaller, a good idea would be to make a smaller version for posting on the board and you can link to the full glory of the huge version for those with a fast connection. You can use this code to do that:
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DefyingDarwin (formerly Wordbomb), Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:24,
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whats
10kb between friends
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DefyingDarwin (formerly Wordbomb), Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:25,
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there difference between a nazigasm and wooyay?
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Discomeats I like pies!, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:26,
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alright alright we dont need to have another flounce
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k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:26,
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We don't NEED another flounce
but they're usually quite amusing.
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The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:26,
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hahahahaha I've arrived just in time.
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Cockweasle orson wezl, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:30,
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It's my day off.
Why is it pissing with rain? It's not fair. Now I have to spend all day slagging people off on the internet.
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The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:34,
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Welcome to B3ta
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The Great Architect, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:40,
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..

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The Great Architect, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:40,
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Isn't that every week at the moment?
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The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:42,
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It appears so :(
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The Great Architect, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:43,
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You're not going to get any flouncing from me I'm afraid
I really don't care what people who I'll probably never meet 99% of say about me or my comments.
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Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:32,
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Just as well
because we all think you're a cunt
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Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:38,
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calm down
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c_kick trendalizer.hnldesign.nl, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:25,
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There's a lot of
Animal-fondling slap sample wipering going on today.
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Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:30,
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true!
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c_kick trendalizer.hnldesign.nl, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:39,
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That's some fantastic cloning :)
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Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:19,
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Candleday!
Many happy returns.
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The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:20,
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Thank you kindly :)
I've also decided to make you a second mix. Also, neither of them really contain anything too lively.
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Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:23,
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That's good.
I am old, you know, you don't want to put anything too exciting on there.
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The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:25,
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Happby b3ta day
Click for bigger (71KB)
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Cockweasle orson wezl, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:45,
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hahah
i like
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Bloop falafelly versatile, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:46,
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Pfft.
Mind if I shoe-horn this in to the image challenge? With the license fee slashed, the BBC had to make cuts to their website budget:

click for slightly larger
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The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:28,
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I can't be alone in getting emails like this informing me I have friends waiting to be accepted
despite the fact I closed my account?
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Jahled Abdul Alhazred, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:29,
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I get them and I've never had an account
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Barbarossa, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:31,
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Hahahahahaa
Priceless, well that sums up the state of the internet
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Jahled Abdul Alhazred, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:33,
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Something tells me those are not genuine emails.
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Know ye not Woodside? http://www.spam.com/lol, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:31,
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I keep getting e-mails from banks, asking me to update my account
despite the fact that I've never had an account with them in my life.
Come on, phishers, try harder!
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The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:44,
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I get that all the time
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Cockweasle orson wezl, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 12:23,
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:)
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k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:30,
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