If smaller was unreable, make a thumbnail and link to the biggerThis^ will just get you raped
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Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:19,
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It's not worth a raping,but it's a little over filesize, and it's a bit big on the screen.
A click for bigger would have worked nicely.
A kind word in the ear is the best way forward.
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:22,
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Look, I'm playing nice as the FAQ itself recommendsThere's not 'fuck all wrong with it', but it's not worth getting bitchy about either.
Just a pleasant and friendly word that it's preffered if it's a little smaller and preffereably under the filesize is all that was needed.
Some of us here are on a capped amount of bandwith and every little bit helps.
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:28,
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you are, yes, but Evilscary seems to be venting a bitchillax or I'll write a goodbye letter to the internet
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show me where in the faq it says about Image dimensionsthen go tell that fucknut Dr.Dyslexia about it :)xxx
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prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:31,
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there isAs far as pixel size goes there is no real limit, but you will rarely need to make your image larger than 400 pixels wide. To be put on the frontpage, your image needs to be no wider than 280 pixels.
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doen't that meanthat it's alright in the rare occasion you need to post an image larger than 400px, say of a modified screenshot?
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Heh.Well it's mainly common sense that it'd be nice if it fits on an 800x600 screen (I think it may just about as it is now, but it's fairly close).
Dyslexia gets away with it for being persistant, it would seem.
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:34,
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dyslexia gets away with it because he mainly posts in the gayshift.(
Barbarossa, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:35,
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a much more civilised time of day, where a 769 pixel wide picture doesn't cause half the board to have a sudden rectal prolapse.(
Cockweasle orson wezl, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:50,
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Heh.It's not me, no. However, I am a web developer and I'm still astonished to see how many people are viewing the web on 800x600 res.
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:39,
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Thanks bud...I don't know how to do that, otherwise I WOULD. Can a mod help out here?
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you're using b3ta hosting, if you want to force a click for bigyou can click a little box when you upload.
you could re upload and then cut and paste the codez
EDIT: oh yeah, Prodge is right there's nothing actually wrong with it.
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cfb would make it unreadable without clickingnot worth it.
you could lose a 1/4 off the right without spoiling the picture though..
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Bloop falafelly versatile, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:27,
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there is absolutely nothing wrong with you post.(
prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:25,
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crop a couple of inches off the rightand you be sub 50k and the nazis would have to leave you alone.
Although, I agree there's nowt wrong.
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Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:27,
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a 57 Kb image is hardly work a 42 Kb fail imageI'd post a fail but I'm scared of wasting bandwidth
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WASTE MY BANDWIDTH, MOTHERHUGGER.(
Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:24,
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Oh and Mila wishes you a happy b3taday too(
Bloop falafelly versatile, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:34,
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*crosses legs*I LOVE YOU, MILA :(
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Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:35,
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THIS ISN'T LOUD, THIS IS PASSIONATE!Thaaanks:)
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Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:31,
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read the fucking FAQ yourself boyoHow big can my image be?
As far as pixel size goes there is no real limit, but you will rarely need to make your image larger than 400 pixels wide. To be put on the frontpage, your image needs to be no wider than 280 pixels.
For file size, a still image will rarely need to be over 50KB and an animation should preferably be under 200KB, but anything up to 250 KB is acceptable. Please do your best to keep filesizes as small as you can, because not everybody has access to broadband. A good joke won't be spoiled by a slightly lower quality image.
If you really can't bear to make your image or animation smaller, a good idea would be to make a smaller version for posting on the board and you can link to the full glory of the huge version for those with a fast connection. You can use this code to do that:
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there difference between a nazigasm and wooyay?(
Discomeats I like pies!, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:26,
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We don't NEED another flouncebut they're usually quite amusing.
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The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:26,
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It's my day off.Why is it pissing with rain? It's not fair. Now I have to spend all day slagging people off on the internet.
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The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:34,
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Isn't that every week at the moment?(
The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:42,
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You're not going to get any flouncing from me I'm afraidI really don't care what people who I'll probably never meet 99% of say about me or my comments.
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Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:32,
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Just as wellbecause we all think you're a cunt
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Wasp Box is your next PM, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:38,
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There's a lot ofAnimal-fondling slap sample wipering going on today.
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Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:30,
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That's some fantastic cloning :)(
Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:19,
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Candleday!Many happy returns.
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The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:20,
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Thank you kindly :)I've also decided to make you a second mix. Also, neither of them really contain anything too lively.
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Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:23,
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That's good.I am old, you know, you don't want to put anything too exciting on there.
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The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:25,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Recession"){kind=small}
Pfft.Mind if I shoe-horn this in to the image challenge? With the license fee slashed, the BBC had to make cuts to their website budget:
click for slightly larger
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The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:28,
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I can't be alone in getting emails like this informing me I have friends waiting to be accepteddespite the fact I closed my account?
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Jahled Abdul Alhazred, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:29,
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HahahahahaaPriceless, well that sums up the state of the internet
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Jahled Abdul Alhazred, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:33,
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Something tells me those are not genuine emails.(
Know ye not Woodside? http://www.spam.com/lol, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:31,
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I keep getting e-mails from banks, asking me to update my accountdespite the fact that I've never had an account with them in my life.
Come on, phishers, try harder!
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The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Thu 7 Aug 2008, 11:44,
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