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( Microwave, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:05, archived)

oh wow..he's doing something with something in something

( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:07, archived)

He's dying

( Microwave, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:07, archived)

LongArmItis will do that to you.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:08, archived)

good

( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)

Aren't we all?
I know I am. Fucking Monday.
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)

just wait till tomorrow
Gary Glitter back in the u.k. on a n00b tuesday,
and the schools are still off
( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:10, archived)

Proof
if proof be needed that Tuesday is actually more painful than Monday.
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:14, archived)

I am
but only because I know I've got half an ounce of loveliness at home.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:10, archived)

\m/

( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)

I've been smoking what is effectively crap thai stick for a few months
this is the first lot of skunk I've had in ages. I'm like a pig in shit.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)

( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)

Yep, that's me
the one on the left.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:13, archived)

piggies!


:D
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)

piggies!


( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:20, archived)

:D

( XLVII How's my diving....?, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)

hahaharrr,
WIN
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)

I love this.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)

PIGGY BEAUREGARDE

( An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)

I don't like skunk, it makes me headachey.
Why can't you get hold of good old simple grass any more? :/

*laments the good old days*

this is a bit like a druggy Worther's original advert.
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:14, archived)

Because good old grass does fuck all
to those of us who are the children of hippies.

You can have this retro shite I've been smoking if you like, it's useless to me.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)

i'm a child of hippies, but fair point...
...i just preferred the milder afterglow, rather than being a bit blitzed and quiet.
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)

I don't really do blitzed and quiet
it'd take.... well, more than I can physically smoke to do that, I think. I've got a very high tolerance for it, which I've always blamed on my parents.

The milder afterglow for me happens on skunk, generally. I tend to load spliffs in increments, so I know how much gear is in any particular bit of it. That way anyone smoking with me gets stoned, as do I, but they' don't smoke my strong bits and whitey everywhere.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)

Cor, you're like a spliff architect!
I'd get stoned with you then. I'd feel all safe and fluffeh. :D
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)

I learned the hard way
when my old friend vomited at my head.

Whilst I was talking.


Oh yes.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)

Coulda been worse, I guess...
...you could've been singing opera.
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)

There is that.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:27, archived)

You sit small boyys on your knee and get them stoned?

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)

What a thoroughly good idea.
If I was a billionaire I'd do that. Stop them all getting stabbed.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)

well, except in one sense.
/"Glitter's back!" blog
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)

Well obviously you'd have tostab them afterward
You don't want them talking.
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)

Young boys (up to sort of mid teens) tend to go quiet around me anyway.
It's a bit odd.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)

They're obviously doing the 'blitzed and quiet' on your behalf.
:P
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:25, archived)

Unlike me
who gets CHATTIER.

And I don't shut up as it is.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:26, archived)

MDMA were better in my day
3 people could get monstered for a couple of nights on a gram, modern stuff can just about get two people high for one night. rubbish...
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:17, archived)

I'm not to be trusted on it.
Best I stick to my weed.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)

indeed ^

( prodigy69 Fuck you, I won't buy what you tell me!, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:24, archived)

^^yes

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:28, archived)

Half a pound of tuppenny rye, half a pound of weasel;
treacle treacle treacle treacle treacle.
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:13, archived)

Now you've broken me
and I can't remember what the real words are.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:13, archived)

The real words to what?
o_O


;)
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)

The rhyme.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)

Niggaz be blap dat shit, pop a cap in yo weasel.

( An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)

That's the honkiest thing I've heard today.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)

I do try.

( An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:21, archived)

If the Cracker King is your aim
you totally achieve.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:22, archived)

of something?

( XLVII How's my diving....?, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)

He's ironing jam with an ice-cream cone squished onto his chin.
LIKE A MAN.
( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)

Aw, ickle emo

( Evilscary off lurking for a bit, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:09, archived)

Now remember for maximum effectivity
Down the street not accross the road:P
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:10, archived)

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:11, archived)

I still love this
Morning love.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)

morning cupcake
how do?
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)

I do better now I've eaten
How do you?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:18, archived)

just woken up and ready for some hard core revision today :(

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:19, archived)

Sometimes, just sometimes
I want to smack you. Only for a second.

I would like lie in, please.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:23, archived)

Haha

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:12, archived)

:D

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:16, archived)

There now


It's a much happier scene! yay!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 12:15, archived)

YAY

(Ysol ab abl blap, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:18, archived)