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# Lies.
I am a believer in the Magic Donkey FP theory, or MDFPT. He is omnipresent on the board,
and whichever posts he stomps on with his Mighty Donkey Hooves of Wisdom and Justice become FPs.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 13:29, archived)
# He is attracted to the scent of burnt magicial carrots,
the traditional MDFPT sacrifice to ensure FP.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 13:30, archived)
# this
where is the fucking goat when you need him?
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 13:31, archived)
# The magic goat was banned after slowing the board down too much
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 13:32, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 13:34, archived)
# *sacrifices magic goat to magic donkey*
*drinks blood*
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Mon 25 Aug 2008, 13:34, archived)