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# I made a tshirt today.
Apologies for theadwaste, but I thought some people would appreciate this :)

my new tshirt
Click for readable and possible offensive ;)

(Don't know if it was in the tshirt compo at all tho...)
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 18:45, archived)
# that's fucking discraceful.
you should be ashamed of yourself. keep those sort of jokes to yourself or the internet. i suppose you think it's clever that children might see that?
(nevermind, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 18:47, archived)
# i thought it was big AND clever.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 3 Mar 2003, 18:49, archived)
# well personally i think it's quite awful.
how can you live with yourself?
(nevermind, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 18:50, archived)
# id go up to children
and make them read it, then tell them to go and say it to their parents.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 3 Mar 2003, 18:52, archived)
# good fucking christ nailed to the cross, man!
go and hang yourself straight away!

you disgrace the ground you walk upon!
(nevermind, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 18:56, archived)
# in fact
id go up to children with a big permanent marker, grab em by the ear and write "i am a great big cunt" on their foreheads.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 3 Mar 2003, 18:58, archived)
# well
that i can condone.

reminds me of a story a friend of mine had from when she was working in the job centre.

she was behind the counter filing and all sorts, when she hears this bloke shouting and screaming and ranting at her from the other side of the counter. "why haven't you bastards managed to get me job yet?! everywhere i go i get fucking turned down! i keep trying to get work and none of you cunts are helping me at all." so she looks up, and there's a guy standing there in a bad suit with FUCK tattooed on his forehead.
(nevermind, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:03, archived)
# can i have permission to blog that
please?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:11, archived)
# hahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:15, archived)
#
cheers, eveyone I know in edinburgh grinned at it whe ni showed them it.


the shop that made it couldn't stop smirking.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 18:51, archived)
# why
does everyone insist on making me homesick?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 18:53, archived)
# Everyone...
...mostly just makes me sick.

only joking... honest
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:11, archived)
# actually, it is offensive, thats the point.
Well. to be honest I wear it to goth clubs.

I dont wear it on the street, i'd feel guilty.

Thus is the beuaty of coats.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 18:49, archived)
# it's white
you must stand out like a sore thumb
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 18:50, archived)
# they could only do white tshirts.
if i want a black one, i'd have to get it screen printed.

and besides, this way it shouws up under uv
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 18:51, archived)
# well
if it was white on black it'd show up under uv!
(nevermind, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 18:57, archived)
# good for you.
In that case, it is a funny t-shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:19, archived)
# that is very very good!
id wear something like that. twice in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 3 Mar 2003, 18:47, archived)
# that's worthy
of a good
(roomproject, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 18:50, archived)
# can I refer you to
b3ta.com/board/827279
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 18:56, archived)
# how about one that says
"i FUCK don't have CUNT tourette's SHIT actually, i FUCK honestly ARSE don't."
(nevermind, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 18:58, archived)
# no
YOUR A CUNT!
(Cannibal Clown, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:04, archived)
# he may not have a
a cunt.
(nevermind, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:07, archived)
# well
actually i am.

but it's a secret

(I helped save b3ta! tef, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:09, archived)