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# Catnip Kitty
I tried this once but Brinkster's crud


Couldn't all the little kittens be happier if they just smoked some catnip?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:12, archived)
# actually
catnip is like "the weed" to cats, they start imagining real hot sex-scenes and stuff, so yeah, smoke da herb kittens
(NoToRiouS, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:13, archived)
# Kitty weed
Yeah, i can just imagine them meowing "dude... have you ever looked at your paws?"
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:15, archived)
# how on earth do you know that they start imagining
red hot sex scenes?

hmmmm?
(nevermind, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:18, archived)
# you ever seen a cat on catnip?
if they aint imagining red hox sex scenes, i wanna know what they are imagining
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:21, archived)
# Spliffy Kitty
Well, when they're stoned on the catnip, i don't think they think... so it's probably just a grey haze...

But it's most likely to be hard-core kitty porn...
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 3 Mar 2003, 19:24, archived)