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# Controversial Olympic Sports #4

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(Virulent, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:08, archived)
# BOTTOM!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:08, archived)
# YOU HAVE A WOMAN'S BOTTOM MY LORD
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:11, archived)
# I'll wager that bottom's never been spanked
by a rolled up copy of Woman's Weekly whilst wearing wellies filled with cocoa . . .

*realises who he's talking about*

Ashally I wanna change me wager . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:14, archived)
# You too Cap'n?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:14, archived)
# I was young, my rent needed paying.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:15, archived)
# and yet, you could afford cocoa . . .
you could afford cocoa . . .*ponders*

AND a subscription to Woman's Weekly . . .

unless you were in the doctor's waiting room . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:17, archived)
# How do YOU get your repeat prescriptions?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:20, archived)
# y'know, I've never tried . . .
I've never tried . . .
*buys wellies and cocoa*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Same here
The guy dazzled me with promises of goloshes filled with Horlicks
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Ovaltine kinky boots for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:21, archived)
# nah!
It seeps out the zip . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:23, archived)
# (MY LADY)
I'LL WAGER THAT SWEET ROUND PAIR OF PEACHES HAS NEVER BEEN FORCED TWIXT TWO SPLINTERED PLANKS TO PLUG A LEAK AND SAVE A SHIP
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:14, archived)
# You're too good for a lady.
Scarily, my ex looks like a long haired version of the young Tom Baker.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:15, archived)
# My ex looks like Patrick Troughton
After his death
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Alright, you win.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Or not, as the case may be :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:20, archived)
# It's a victory of some sort....
MMMMMMM quality street.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:21, archived)
# TOFFEE PENNY!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:21, archived)
# I'm currently doing the toffee penny gurn!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:22, archived)
# I am now too
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:23, archived)
# We're so bloody sexy.
How does the world cope with both of us being alive?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:24, archived)
# With great difficulty - that's why the world is always at war
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Mmmmm!
One of only 3 Quality Streets worth eating!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:26, archived)
# My ex looks like Winehouse
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Before or after the ugly laser?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:20, archived)
# bit of both
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Poor ex!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:21, archived)
# heheh
also, trelly beat me to it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:15, archived)
# I cannot be out-blackaddered
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:15, archived)
# hahaha!
there are an awful lot of blackadder fans on here
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Mmmm, Blackadder
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:19, archived)
# i still say
the last episode was the best ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Still can't watch it without crying
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:25, archived)
# same here
that's why i won't watch it if anyone else is there.
saying that, my 12-year-old nephew watched it here a while ago, i walked into the room just in time to see him wiping away the tears
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Mark 2, natch.
Edit: sorry, naturally. I've had to write copy aimed at 18-25 year olds this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:21, archived)
# i have no windows this morning
and a house full of strange, fluorescent-jacketed, tea-guzzling men...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Put them all in the cellar
drain them one by one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)
# cellar?
oh, you mean the dungeon!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:31, archived)
# *just cleeks and says nothing*
*cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:08, archived)
# finally!
my chances of winning a gold have improved dramatically!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Please send your application tapes to:
Redsushi
B3ta Towers
Old London Town....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:11, archived)
# *applies*
*applies lube*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Silly Smash!
WRONG ORDER!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:13, archived)
# bugger.
i knew i was doing something wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:14, archived)
# For lessons in Fellatiatum,
please refer to www.shufuni.com
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:16, archived)
# i'm fine on the written
it's the practical i need to brush up on
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Fair enough.
I await your final submission....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:27, archived)
# What is "fluffing" ?
or am I being a dim'un today?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:10, archived)
# It's the removal of fluff and debris from the london underground
Trufax
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:11, archived)
# pffft
then in the 70s, special teams went into the underground and killed the horses with HAMMERS
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Er, yeah...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:13, archived)
# /day today
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiWe8c5SbGY

(really, I'm not insane)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:14, archived)
# I think you are you know
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Getting porn actors hard in preparation for their sex scenes
Nowadays they use viagra.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:11, archived)
# really?
so all the fluffers had to retrain?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Yup :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Don't be sad.
You can probably pick up some old ones really cheap on eBay now!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:17, archived)
# 0_0...but...but?
They are about to do sexy with a lady! why would they need help? The world is full of wonders still.....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:13, archived)
# After about "Take 5" it starts getting a bit samey...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:14, archived)
# 44 takes to get it right . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:14, archived)
# If you have to ask,
you don't want to know.
:)
(Virulent, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:12, archived)
# The art of keeping a man's penis erect with hand and mouth
so that he might satisfy another woman on film for money.

Edit: How straight of me- or another man, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:12, archived)
# thankyou for the elightenment
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:17, archived)
# I aim to educate/titillate
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:23, archived)
# another man?
what is this activity of which you speak?
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:24, archived)
# hahaha!!
*sniffs*
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:12, archived)
# You made me laugh
Funniest so far and I even clicks you too.

*clicks again for funnies*
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:28, archived)