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[challenge entry] A variation on a theme


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From the Photoshop Thom Yorke challenge. See all 417 entries (closed)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:15, archived)
# where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cooooola
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:17, archived)
# I had Cherry Coke yesterday.
Hello Microwave :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:18, archived)
# big boy im gonna make you a man
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Speaking of Cherry...

Click for bigger
(Her name is Cherry)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:21, archived)
# *pops*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:22, archived)
# You're a tad late ;]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:23, archived)
# No I think you misunderstand the purpose of the vice.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:24, archived)
# Please stop talking inane rubbish.
It can't be healthy.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:25, archived)
# I am 2% of you recommended daily allowance of broam.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Top.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:28, archived)
# damn...
...



*pops anal cherry*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:26, archived)
# She would snap your cock like a twig before you get near that hole.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:28, archived)
# it'd be worth it
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Snapped in half and all speckled and brown.
It would be like you had a twiglet for a cock.

More so than usual anyway.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Well you'd not get to her bummocks.
She would seriously cut off your penis.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:31, archived)
# rape is the answer
or knock her out first
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Sprayhypnol from RapeCo
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:37, archived)
#
http://www.rapesco.com/
I love the four bizarre fetishes.
"Stapling" "Punching" "Fastening" "Document Management"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:41, archived)
# STAPLING
PUNCHING
FASTENING!
and then MANAGEMENT!

o_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:42, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:43, archived)
# I wouldn't be surprised if that were actually some kind of enforced non sexual fetish.
There's a fetish (although I suppose it's so marginalised that it would be a kink) called pun-ishment which essentially consists of punishment by repeatedly making puns.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:49, archived)
# Phwoar!
I'd like to give her puns a squeeze.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:50, archived)
# No, not like that.
I think it involves more spoken ambiguity like that which devious genies and those baring wishes always seem to play on in fiction.

And buttplugs obviously.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:54, archived)
# I KNEW IT
Fucking smarties, I knew they were wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:37, archived)
# What do you mean HER?
That's Noel Fielding.

Just kidding, no offence meant to the lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:22, archived)
# I'm sure she would be flattered!
She met him, actually.
She got kicked out of a Boosh thing and he was out the back and they had a chat :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Well there you go
funny old world isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:24, archived)
# I can't wait 'til November.
I'm going to see their stage show :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:25, archived)
# I saw their last one on the DVD
I think the bubble has popped, they're not as funny as they used to be. If indeed they ever were, for you see I was very very drunk when I watched most of the Booshes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:27, archived)
# They repeat a load of their jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Thank goodness for that
all I can remember from the series was the cavemen that kept saying 'Topshop'.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Hahah
The radio series is the best.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Radio?
That's like TV without the pictures isn't it? What's the point of that, who would invent such a thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Communists
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Fucking.
Hippie. Cunts.

What will they ruin next? The internets?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:42, archived)
# they already ruined it with monosodium glutamate
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Monosodium Glutamate is one of my favourite manufactured ingredients
women should smear it on their faffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:46, archived)
# What does MSG actually do?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:52, archived)
# It triggers the glands in your mouth
to make you salivate. Genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:53, archived)
# Women should smear it on their faffs.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:54, archived)
# And we should smear it on our cocks.
Quick CalnSoulman! to the Walker's Crisps factory!

*rubs smokey bacon on genitals*
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:56, archived)