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# damn...
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*pops anal cherry*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:26, archived)
# She would snap your cock like a twig before you get near that hole.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:28, archived)
# it'd be worth it
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Snapped in half and all speckled and brown.
It would be like you had a twiglet for a cock.

More so than usual anyway.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Well you'd not get to her bummocks.
She would seriously cut off your penis.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:31, archived)
# rape is the answer
or knock her out first
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Sprayhypnol from RapeCo
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:37, archived)
#
http://www.rapesco.com/
I love the four bizarre fetishes.
"Stapling" "Punching" "Fastening" "Document Management"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:41, archived)
# STAPLING
PUNCHING
FASTENING!
and then MANAGEMENT!

o_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:42, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:43, archived)
# I wouldn't be surprised if that were actually some kind of enforced non sexual fetish.
There's a fetish (although I suppose it's so marginalised that it would be a kink) called pun-ishment which essentially consists of punishment by repeatedly making puns.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:49, archived)
# Phwoar!
I'd like to give her puns a squeeze.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:50, archived)
# No, not like that.
I think it involves more spoken ambiguity like that which devious genies and those baring wishes always seem to play on in fiction.

And buttplugs obviously.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:54, archived)
# I KNEW IT
Fucking smarties, I knew they were wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 13 Sep 2008, 1:37, archived)