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# *waits for it to animate*
*dies*
*decomposes*
*smells*
(, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:23, archived)
# *keeps*
*stuffs*
*uses as fabulous talking piece*
(, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:24, archived)
# *hangs hat on*
(, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:25, archived)
# I'd have him sort of angle poise
so he could do the traditional bear pose, and then maybe a triumphant \o/ at Christmas. Instead of a tree. A lovely Dixy with all coloured balls and that.
(, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:26, archived)
# ooh jointed, like those little wooden posing manniquins for your desk
I like posing them in Nazi "heil hitler" salutes when I find them in local shops
(, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Him is naughty expat.
Exactly like that. Occasionally I'd have you snarling and grabbing your balls in one hand. Just for japes.
(, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Grrr.
(, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Yes, motion activated that as well.
(, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:37, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:50, archived)
# hahaha
he'd need a lightpull and a bulb sticking out of an appropriate place
(, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Top of his head.
Then when I have a good idea I can turn my dixylamp on.
(, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:30, archived)
# I hope he has glowpants
(, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:32, archived)
# glowflashypants.
(, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Good lord Captain, that's a fine piece you have there
*adjusts monocle for a closer look*
(, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I could make some amazing penis joke now, if I were a chap like you.
Sigh.
(, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:28, archived)
# cockwillynobtodger!
LOL :D
(, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:28, archived)
# OMG you are prof of LOLOGRAPHY
*pushes*
(, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:32, archived)
# new compo: POST A PICTURE ON b3ta
(, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:25, archived)
# Not any old picture
It has to have a smile on it
(, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:26, archived)
# OKAY
(, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:27, archived)
# i've had her
(, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:29, archived)
# did you see this?
(, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:32, archived)
# yes
yes i did
(, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Yay
(, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:38, archived)
# what about her?
(, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:33, archived)
# hahahah
ace
how did i miss that?
(, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Posted during the day....
(, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:35, archived)
# yes
but you are one of my 'friends'
(, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:37, archived)
# fairly early in the day
maybe it just went too far back in your friendystuff bit.
(, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:38, archived)
# deal
(, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:37, archived)
# GUNLEEEEEEGGGGG!!!!!
(, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:39, archived)
# oh, hello dix, didn't recognise you till now

(, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:27, archived)
# O_o
hullo! How come you didn't recognise me? I haven't put that much weight on. Have I?

*cries into chips*
(, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:29, archived)
# i always think your an imposter...
dixon_bawls is who i remmeber you as
(, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Ooh yes I forgot about that
I wonder what happened to his Bawls?
Fnarr fnarr etc.
(, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:35, archived)
# hey chopchopchopchop posted for the first time in what seems ages!
(, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:37, archived)
# I put an elastic band around them and they dropped off after 2 weeks
(, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:37, archived)
# one for each or just one big elastic band?
(, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Just the one elastic band
Friendlier for the Environment
(, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:42, archived)
# He ran out of yoofanisms



(, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:40, archived)
# nah, twas just the lack of smell ;)
I'm always misunderstood, boohoo :(
(, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:41, archived)
# I *have* washed :D
(, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 21:52, archived)