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# The other pirates lived in awe of Pegbeard's implausibly tall hat.
(Indole Ring, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:15, archived)
# YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
that be a fine hat
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:16, archived)
# Fine name
too!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:17, archived)
# It's kind of borrowed
from Kallus' "Captain Legbeard".
(Indole Ring, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:20, archived)
# Oh.
KallusRules.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:20, archived)
# what are they?
is it like Australian Rules Football (or whatever the fook it's called)?
(nevermind, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:26, archived)
# Yeah, it's like Aussie rules,
but you gotta use loads of spores.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:32, archived)
# ...
Rule Number 1: there are no rules.
Rule Number 2: if in doubt, see rule 1.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:32, archived)
# damn
all I did is write rule four times and now it looks like the silliest word ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:33, archived)
# and what's all this praise about anyway?
*sob*

and I can't get things to go up and down in the right order either
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:46, archived)
# Please can I have one?
Woo and yay me 'earties.
(Mr Mandrake, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:16, archived)
# That Matthew Kelly
looks far less scary without his beard (and his big hat.)
(I helped save b3ta! dogzero, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:17, archived)
# I think he looks like evil Al Crowley
without his beard (and hair). That's scary.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:22, archived)
# yarrr!
100 pieces of woo to ye sir!

rrrrrepost!

Pirated Office 97
a bit too soon for a repost, but i'm drunk on Ouzo and lovely lovely La Fée Absinthe. I do so enjoy the green færie's liquid
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:20, archived)
# Nice combination
I would try it but the ouzo ran out months ago :(
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:21, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
oh sweet green faerie sing me a song, show me the way to madness
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:21, archived)
# eh 'op, where's me ear gone
i believe you mean green færie :)
alt code 0230, i'm a pedant!

If you don't eat yer meat you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat!
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:26, archived)
# Shiver me timbers!
What a hat
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:20, archived)
# That is positively
the best hat in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:20, archived)
# i want that
hat!
(nevermind, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:22, archived)
# When is going to be national "Talk pirate" day again?
The memories of it keep me warm on my dark lonely voyages... yaaaar.
(Goodie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:22, archived)
# September 19th, arr!
thunderbay.indymedia.org/news/2002/09/1437.php
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:33, archived)
# That's great
i don't think i've ever shopped a pirate.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:23, archived)
# i have
he got 12 years.
(nevermind, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:26, archived)
# yaaar!
that be a fine hat,
the likes of which i never sees
in all my travels of the seven seas.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 23:25, archived)