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# tripods!? useless!
remove one leg! and tehy can barely stand
remove two, and they wobble with vigor
remove three, WHAT THE HELL! it's PERFECTLY STATIONARY !!! in mid air!

witchcraft!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:32, archived)
# can it write?
if not your statement is flawed.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:35, archived)
# my statement is not merely flawed! it is entirely erroneous!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:35, archived)
# erogenous statements!!
phwoooaaar check out the vowels on that.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:36, archived)
# ahhh yeah
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:36, archived)
# this is why txtspk is so over rated
no joyous vowels to probe and plunder with my ruthless syntax.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:37, archived)
# a rich semantic harvest ripe for plucking and consuming of it's surfeit of succulent juices, alas, t'was not to be
innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:40, archived)
# the multi faced lexicon puckered up like sphincters unplundered by rakish youths. Knavery prevents them from embrassing the sumptuous and base desires of the dictionary.
Their cumberbands have never quickened and moistened at the site of 7,000 words trilling and fluttering gaily as if in an unseasonal breeze blustering chemistry laden pheremones past my nasal passges making me shudder with their olfactory delights. a deviants work is never done.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:45, archived)
# deviants don't half use up a lot of shovels
a chap could make a good living selling shovels to deviants
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:47, archived)
# a deviant wouldn't buy one though
that wouldn't be devious.

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:49, archived)