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[challenge entry] Before warp drives...

From the Make Sci-Fi Retro challenge. See all 593 entries (closed)

(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:26, archived)
# :D
aaah foot pedal sewing machines :D


*needs more bries*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:27, archived)
# By the look on his face
it's not his foot doing the work
(starkandy surfaced from the dead on, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:28, archived)
# it never is with number one
the tripodian bastard
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:30, archived)
# tripods!? useless!
remove one leg! and tehy can barely stand
remove two, and they wobble with vigor
remove three, WHAT THE HELL! it's PERFECTLY STATIONARY !!! in mid air!

witchcraft!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:32, archived)
# can it write?
if not your statement is flawed.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:35, archived)
# my statement is not merely flawed! it is entirely erroneous!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:35, archived)
# erogenous statements!!
phwoooaaar check out the vowels on that.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:36, archived)
# ahhh yeah
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:36, archived)
# this is why txtspk is so over rated
no joyous vowels to probe and plunder with my ruthless syntax.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:37, archived)
# a rich semantic harvest ripe for plucking and consuming of it's surfeit of succulent juices, alas, t'was not to be
innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:40, archived)
# the multi faced lexicon puckered up like sphincters unplundered by rakish youths. Knavery prevents them from embrassing the sumptuous and base desires of the dictionary.
Their cumberbands have never quickened and moistened at the site of 7,000 words trilling and fluttering gaily as if in an unseasonal breeze blustering chemistry laden pheremones past my nasal passges making me shudder with their olfactory delights. a deviants work is never done.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:45, archived)
# deviants don't half use up a lot of shovels
a chap could make a good living selling shovels to deviants
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:47, archived)
# a deviant wouldn't buy one though
that wouldn't be devious.

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:49, archived)
# *brie provides*
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:40, archived)
# brie and lime
now that would be a fine combination in some middle class twat's sandwich after a hard mornings snorting coke at his tough city job which involves snorting coke from the surface of various things, such as tables, hookers, lamp posts, vacuum cleaners, chiropodists and retail distribution hubs.

fuck, I want a job in the city now!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:43, archived)
# that would be too easy
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:44, archived)
# you'd think so
but you also need to be seen on public transport with your laptop bragging about excel
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:46, archived)
# yeah yeah my laptop is like so great, yah?
yeah I can fit at least 6 roll s of brie in to the motherload. yeah.. what your still on camenbert? haha! well don't worry I hear Jenkins from accounts hasn't even got baked goats cheese in his yet. yeah I know.. what and abject failure cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:49, archived)
# "YEAH BRIAN, I THOUGHT I'D PHONE YOU LOUDLY ON THE TRAIN"
"YEAH MAN, LOOKING ATHE FUCKING FIGURES NOW, IT'S ALL BRIE, MAN. ALL FUCKING TOP BRIE!"
"YEAH, I'LL PHONE YOU IN 5 MINUTES WHEN YOU'VE FINISHED SNORTING YOUR BRIE, OK MATE, BYE!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:53, archived)
# tigers.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:54, archived)
# SHIT MAN THE MARKETS MELTING!!
there's too much heat! quick we ned to freeze our cheese assests.. stock up in toast man.. it's the only way to maintain the cheese flow.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Fondue economy situation
Forfeits for those that lose their toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:58, archived)
# HAhaahahah
Spangtastic + excellent sewing action

A+
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Make it s...ah..
:D
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:30, archived)
# arf!
seams




tress
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:35, archived)
# what an excellent challenge :)
ed: i finally got the pun :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:38, archived)
[challenge entry] groans
nicely animated :)

obligatory star wars compo entry


Click to embiggen it

EDIT : Now with extra legs :)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:45, archived)
# versuvian droid
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:54, archived)
# This is brilliant
:D
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 1:36, archived)
# you need to
cut out the side legs to make the Y shape
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 1:55, archived)
# realised that as I woke up this morning
and will correct it when I am home from work
(Cluck needs a holiday, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 8:22, archived)