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# brie and lime
now that would be a fine combination in some middle class twat's sandwich after a hard mornings snorting coke at his tough city job which involves snorting coke from the surface of various things, such as tables, hookers, lamp posts, vacuum cleaners, chiropodists and retail distribution hubs.

fuck, I want a job in the city now!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:43, archived)
# that would be too easy
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:44, archived)
# you'd think so
but you also need to be seen on public transport with your laptop bragging about excel
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:46, archived)
# yeah yeah my laptop is like so great, yah?
yeah I can fit at least 6 roll s of brie in to the motherload. yeah.. what your still on camenbert? haha! well don't worry I hear Jenkins from accounts hasn't even got baked goats cheese in his yet. yeah I know.. what and abject failure cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:49, archived)
# "YEAH BRIAN, I THOUGHT I'D PHONE YOU LOUDLY ON THE TRAIN"
"YEAH MAN, LOOKING ATHE FUCKING FIGURES NOW, IT'S ALL BRIE, MAN. ALL FUCKING TOP BRIE!"
"YEAH, I'LL PHONE YOU IN 5 MINUTES WHEN YOU'VE FINISHED SNORTING YOUR BRIE, OK MATE, BYE!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:53, archived)
# tigers.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:54, archived)
# SHIT MAN THE MARKETS MELTING!!
there's too much heat! quick we ned to freeze our cheese assests.. stock up in toast man.. it's the only way to maintain the cheese flow.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Fondue economy situation
Forfeits for those that lose their toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 0:58, archived)