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# From Swan cock productions, i present, Rape Fear The musical
(I helped save b3ta! Geoffpeas All the cut, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Featuring all your favourite vaudeville songs like:
Buttsex in the Afternoon
Gropes Behind the Bleachers
and
Stalker, Stalker I damn near killed 'er!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:33, archived)
# groping behind the bleachers
behind the bleachers that's where you'll be
where you'll be getting touched by me.

your groaning will just harden
just harden up my groin like a tree
while you'll be getting groped by me

Knee deep for hours I'll stay,
you'll need to shower for days,
if you kiss me where I've hardened in the moonlight,
I will leave you be
while your getting groped by me

*to the tune of tip toe through the tulips if you wanna sing along at home*
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# What?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:40, archived)
# What you need is teh goth tat
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(I helped save b3ta! kHiTe Post-Punk Retro Child: Indier and Gother than Thou, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Teh Gothse!
heheheh
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:42, archived)
# now
do it in an Olympic styleeeeee

*woo*

Chocolate Starfishgate :D
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:43, archived)
# goatsee
the mint with a hole.
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# You forgot
Diggin' For Mudbunnies
Sir May I Push Up Your Stool
and the ever popular
Bend Over I'm Driving
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 27 Sep 2008, 23:41, archived)
# i bet he's scraping his cock on that stucco wall.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:17, archived)