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# What's with all the Satan hating?
WHAT HAS HE EVER DONE TO YOU LOT OTHER THAN NOT BE REAL IN ANY WAY?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Wanked on a harpsichord.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Man, my eyes are still glued shut with hot boyfoam from the earlier session.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Sorry about that.
I went to clean the bath and it all went horribly wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:58, archived)
# refused to have sex with me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:57, archived)
# STOLE MY FACE.
ARGH.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Three good reasons.
I feel like a stupid for questioning you all.

I deserve another chance.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Nuh-HUH!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Yuh-UHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:08, archived)
# NNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUHH-HUUUUUUHH!"
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:19, archived)
# another chance to have sex with me?
ummm......can you tell i'm suffering from absinthe-induced horn tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:03, archived)
# The horn is good, but absinthe-driven horn is horn plus one.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:14, archived)
# my mates brought me back 5 bottles from benidorm
black, blue, green, red and yellow, all 80%. i've been drinking the yellow one with pure orange, i don't know what i'll do first: puke, pass out or crap :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:21, archived)
# That stuff sounds nasty
Think I'll stick to the normal stuff* :D

I was thinking of adding maple syrup to the remains of a bottle of vodka... good idea?


* or I would if I had any :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:34, archived)
# it's evil shit
i passed out in my mate's garden last time i drank it! :D
maple syrup in vodka sounds nice, but you should shake it up well and leave it overnight to infnuse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Haha
You wanna try absinthe & sake :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:44, archived)
# sake?
tried it once, but i was already so pissed on pernod and aftershocks that i don't even remember what it tasted like!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:48, archived)