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# OH HAI THAR INTERNETS.

Hes always in the spotlight.
Fucking loves it, the whore.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:41, archived)
# hahahaha
this is very silly
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:46, archived)
# flashy light!
*babble and drool*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:43, archived)
# RARR!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:45, archived)
# 0_0
you scared me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:47, archived)
# RARR WHERE IS MY THEREMIN?
RARR RARRR
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:48, archived)
# it was stolen
by a baboon with a bright red butt.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:49, archived)
# :(
Damn 'boons taken everythin' :(:(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:50, archived)
# they steal bandwidth, you know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:52, archived)
# >:(
*Grabs rifle*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:56, archived)
# check your rifle
they steal shells, too.
and creamy profiteroles.
and wigs. they love wigs. they use them to get into supermarkets and make off with all the profiteroles.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:58, archived)
# I...I never knew.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:59, archived)
# you must be prepared for such things
if you see a wrinkled little bugger at the checkout with profiteroles and a bunch of bananas, pull their wig off and shout "BABOON!" as loud as you can.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:02, archived)
# *Steals bandwith*
*Runs like fuck*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:57, archived)
# BABOOOOOON!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:58, archived)
# you are a baboon!
*calls I.M. Weasel*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:59, archived)
# *Secret Squirrels you*
*Wins*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:19, archived)
# *morocco moles*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:22, archived)
# oh hi mister camerant
BALLPAPER


Click for bigger (283KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:45, archived)
# OMFBAWLS
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Do it come in 1280x1024 perchance?
Stretchan looks poo, and I'll be offering at least two sexings.

Ashally, buggrit, the stretching doesn't deteriorate TOO much.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:47, archived)
# It do not
I could make one, it will take about 20 mins
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:51, archived)
# No no, it's fine now, don't worry :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:54, archived)
# they look like cheese footballs
those things taste rank :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Oh christ, those things are worse than satan's piss.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:48, archived)
# that's why they get served at crap cocktail parties
you have to be hammered to eat them. then again, a couple more of these babies and i'd eat satan's knob cheese on a jacket potato
*swigs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:50, archived)
# What's with all the Satan hating?
WHAT HAS HE EVER DONE TO YOU LOT OTHER THAN NOT BE REAL IN ANY WAY?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Wanked on a harpsichord.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Man, my eyes are still glued shut with hot boyfoam from the earlier session.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Sorry about that.
I went to clean the bath and it all went horribly wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:58, archived)
# refused to have sex with me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:57, archived)
# STOLE MY FACE.
ARGH.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Three good reasons.
I feel like a stupid for questioning you all.

I deserve another chance.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Nuh-HUH!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Yuh-UHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:08, archived)
# NNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUHH-HUUUUUUHH!"
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:19, archived)
# another chance to have sex with me?
ummm......can you tell i'm suffering from absinthe-induced horn tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:03, archived)
# The horn is good, but absinthe-driven horn is horn plus one.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:14, archived)
# my mates brought me back 5 bottles from benidorm
black, blue, green, red and yellow, all 80%. i've been drinking the yellow one with pure orange, i don't know what i'll do first: puke, pass out or crap :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:21, archived)
# That stuff sounds nasty
Think I'll stick to the normal stuff* :D

I was thinking of adding maple syrup to the remains of a bottle of vodka... good idea?


* or I would if I had any :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:34, archived)
# it's evil shit
i passed out in my mate's garden last time i drank it! :D
maple syrup in vodka sounds nice, but you should shake it up well and leave it overnight to infnuse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Haha
You wanna try absinthe & sake :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:44, archived)
# sake?
tried it once, but i was already so pissed on pernod and aftershocks that i don't even remember what it tasted like!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:48, archived)
# Looks almost like it should be a new
Brass Eye logo sequence.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:48, archived)
# haha
it does a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Actually, just seen the one down the page
which DEFINITELY looks like a Brass Eye sequence type thing*.


* Dunno the correct term for those bits. Idents?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:54, archived)
# ..
are the balls fractals of the original?!
(pancakes_n_ham, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:45, archived)
# it's just
reflections
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:00, archived)
# we love whores. even lemon whores.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:46, archived)
# >:(
EVEN IF I WAS A WHORE YOU COULDENT AFFORD MY SOUR CRAZY JUICES.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:47, archived)
# i'd just steal whatever leaked out on your sheets while you were away collecting rotting food from garbage bins.
you whore.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:49, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:53, archived)
# *distills sour crazy juices, refines and synthesises*
*releases and markets as new cologne/insecticide, retires as billionaire hermit*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:56, archived)
# My synthesised, refined, distilled sour crazy juice brings all the boys to the yard.
And they're like "It's better than yours".
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:02, archived)
# taunt all you like, i'm a billionaire and you're just a common yard whore.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:10, archived)
# I think it's attracted to the light of the screen.




kill it.
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:46, archived)
# IT EATS CAMERA FLASHES.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:47, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:48, archived)
# 'Sup brah?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:49, archived)
# THE SKY
LOL!

LOlolol
LOLsoldsosdlololosdobbzbzbzzzzzZBZBZZZZBBZZZZBZlol
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Oh dear.
I felt silly for trying to use my phone as a mouse just now, but I think you just topped it.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:54, archived)
# I am going to find something to eat.
YOU MUST FIND THE MAGIC DONKEY AND LURE HIM TO THIS POST WITH THESE MAGIC CARROTS.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:57, archived)
# *holds out hands expectantly*
I'm tempted to go kill things though.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:58, archived)
# BE CAREFUL
THEY ARE SEXY MAGIC CARROTS AND ONLY FOR THE MAGIC DONKEY. HE WILL THEN HONOUR THE AGREEMENT.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:11, archived)
# *votes*
Wait, what? Where am I?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:49, archived)
# needs more flashing...
...*-*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:50, archived)
# I need to find out how to make a better camera flash effect.
Until then I will spack spack away.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:52, archived)
# E...Ep...Epi...Epil...Epile...Epilep...Epileps...Epilepsyyyyyyyyyyyy
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:52, archived)
# This...
..This is epilepsy
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Haha isn't that the music from the Donnie Darko DVD menu?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Yes.
*awards 3 points*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 0:59, archived)
# I'll try not to spend them all at once.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Or alternatively, from that moon animation The Neville did.
Which I lovely intimately.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:03, archived)
# I have not seen this 'un.
Care to enlighten me, ol' chap?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Also, note the comma.
Please do not ignite my wanger.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Hahaha.
Alas I cannot seem to find it on the new neville's garden. There are a few flash things on there but I can't seem to find the moon staring one.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Ah dangit, never mind.
I'll hunt around another time :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:20, archived)
# You'd probably have to ask him.
Or wait until I can be bothered to go on my PC and just send you the swf file I saved.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Sir/Madam.....I stand
CORRECTED!!!!
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Saddam.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:06, archived)
# OH HAI LEMS
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:10, archived)
# OH HAI BLACKHAT LOL
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:13, archived)
# I AM MAKING GINGERBREAD COOKIES
Short pause as the dough rests and cools, looking into apple remote
thing that rob mentioned in the newsletter and saying HAI LEMS LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:15, archived)
# I HOPE THEY ARE EXTRA TASTY.
I WISH I HAD GINGER COOKIES. EMAIL ME SOME.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:19, archived)
# why the long face!
also I have had a freind request on failbook

I am scared, it is unknown person

they might be a murderer or something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Or
Someone who has just inherited loads of money, and wants to give it away to the first person to accept their friend requests.



*checks facebook*
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:28, archived)
# it's some australian I don't know
australians scare me

they eat surf boards and race kangaroos
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:34, archived)
# it's not me
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:45, archived)
# maybe it's the pope
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:52, archived)
# I HOPE I HOPE
I HOPE ITS THE POPE
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 1:58, archived)
# crazy pope in his pope mobile
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:05, archived)
# OK. OWN UP.
WHO DIDNT GIVE MAGIC DONKEY HIS SEXY MAGIC CARROTS?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)