check your rifle
they steal shells, too.
and creamy profiteroles.
and wigs. they love wigs. they use them to get into supermarkets and make off with all the profiteroles.
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you must be prepared for such things
if you see a wrinkled little bugger at the checkout with profiteroles and a bunch of bananas, pull their wig off and shout "BABOON!" as loud as you can.
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