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Do you love funnels?

A funnel is a pipe with a wide, often conical mouth and a narrow stem. It is used to channel liquid or fine-grained substances into containers with a small opening. Without a funnel, much spillage would occur. Funnels are usually made of stainless steel, glass, or plastic. The material used in its construction should be sturdy enough to withstand the weight of the substance being transferred, and it should not react with the substance. For this reason, stainless steel or glass are useful in transferring diesel, while plastic funnels are useful in the kitchen. Sometimes disposable paper funnels are used in cases where it would be difficult to adequately clean the funnel afterwards (for example, in adding motor oil to a car). Dropper funnels, also called dropping funnels or tap funnels, have a tap to allow the controlled release of a liquid. The term

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:30, archived)

ouch. :(

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:31, archived)

put the fun into funnels!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:31, archived)

i wouldn't have minded if he wasn't jizzing blood.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:34, archived)

ah well

at least he's going the way he would have wanted, through a funnel

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:35, archived)

AND THEY LOVE YOU!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:31, archived)

LET'S FUNNEL FOR HAPPY TIME!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:32, archived)

Who doesn't?

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:31, archived)

communists

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:32, archived)

THOSE FUCKING REDS!

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GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:32, archived)

UNDER EVERY BED! DUCKING AND COVERING!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:34, archived)

d F / c H

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arrangedletters, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:43, archived)

shite! levitous coitalment!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:43, archived)

anything to help spread the seed of the Red Scourage

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arrangedletters, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:49, archived)

i hate funnels...

...always funneling stuff!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:32, archived)

fucking shitty funnels!

*shakes fist*

I hate them now :(

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:33, archived)

you've but the fu(cki)n(g h)el(l) into funnels

*nods*

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arrangedletters, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:32, archived)

my god, I have catastrophied a science!

what banal fate awaits now!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:35, archived)

apostrophes

rigor mortis, and then death. then floppiness.

you have buggered the order you die. thats how bad you've fucked everything up.

no manner of funnel can save you now.

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arrangedletters, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:37, archived)

then I shall obain, THROBBING CYLINDER AT BASE OF PENDULUM!

I will make the chaos complete

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:37, archived)

DO IT! DO IT NOW!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:39, archived)

I must construct it out of molten toilet roll tubes and tubes of molten toilet

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:40, archived)

then do so.

i offer up my tubes to you, o meat of the '80's

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:41, archived)

CHÓÓBÉS!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:42, archived)

INDEED.

EDIT: and now i'm going to bed. g'night all you lovely b3ta peoples!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:45, archived)

nite nite

I'm going sleepy time too

zzz

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 3:08, archived)

the strain

will implode cabinets.

CABINETS MUST BE MAINTAINED!!!!!!

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arrangedletters, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:42, archived)

ach! the cabinets'll have tae taek their chances!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:42, archived)

LOTS OF ALT TEXT FTW

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:33, archived)

every image I do has a varying amount of alt text

sometimes, it has a lot of alt text

and other times

it'll have like "SHIT!" or "POO" or "ANTIQUING" etc

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:34, archived)

His underwear has morphed into fummels.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:33, archived)

powerful ikea underwear

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:35, archived)

i also love funnels

they're extremely useful when it comes to hamster insertion.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:33, archived)

have you inserted a hamster?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:35, archived)

many.

i need them to get the frogs out.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:36, archived)

aw sad hamster

*gives it pine nut*

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Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:43, archived)

indeed, multiple hamsters can be transgressed in this manner

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:36, archived)

multiple hamsters mean extra happy time

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:37, archived)

sounds like a production line

squeaking hamsters flung off the wheel of despair into the funnel of doom

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:39, archived)

how do you know it's a funnel of doom?

*checks bedroom for hidden cameras*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:40, archived)

well, I lost my maracas down one of those, I don't think they are coming back

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:41, archived)

i wondered why i clacked when i walked

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:42, archived)

maybe you've got clacktoe

it happens :D

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:43, archived)

CLACKTOE BARADA NICTOE!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:45, archived)

OH GOD NO!

THATS GONNA START A PLANET GUZZLING CHASM CHAIN REACTIONS!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:46, archived)

that's my plan.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:52, archived)

Never mind the funnel

What the hell is going on with the top bit of his body???

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:36, archived)

he achieved an initial arousal via virtue of an implanted neck funnel

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:36, archived)

his head was chopped off...

...and a ragdoll's head was sewn on in it's place.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:37, archived)

IT BLEEDS LOVE

Kinda reminds me of this from a prehistoric compo:

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:36, archived)

kekek!

breasts girl has large breats!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:37, archived)

*likes*...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:38, archived)

FUCK YEAH!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:40, archived)

And this one reminds me of this, made for another compo

Covering her in manjuice.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:42, archived)

hahaha, oh shit. we're losing it now!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:44, archived)

Hahaha

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 3:02, archived)

stop showing off!

*weeps for rapidly deflating chebs*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:39, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha....neener neener neener...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:47, archived)

Heheheh

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:49, archived)

nooooooooooo!

*sobs*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:51, archived)

Fucking funnels, yo.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:39, archived)

it's like throwing a hotdog down a funnel

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:40, archived)

SECKSHUL

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:49, archived)

I want to rub those eyes with chains

it'd be fun

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:54, archived)

GO FUCK A FUNNEL, YOU FUNNEL-FUCKING FUCK!

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postbear has metal knees, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:44, archived)

YEAH! GO BACK TO FUCKING FUNNELCITY WITH YOUR FUNNELS!

WE DON'T WANT NO CRAZY FUNNEL ACTION HERE!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 2:45, archived)

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 28 Sep 2008, 3:03, archived)

but sleepy tiem now

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 3:08, archived)

yes.

love love love.

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d d, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 3:12, archived)

"When a maaaa-aaaaa-aaaan loves a fuuunnnnnneeeeel"

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)

best of all the reducers

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 3:12, archived)

I'm gonna get me some funnels

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:16, archived)

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d d, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 3:16, archived)

*clicks*

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 3:21, archived)

Hell yes.

WIZARD OF OZ: DIRECTOR'S CUT.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 3:47, archived)

HER ASS!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 4:14, archived)

hahahaha

FUNNELS!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:14, archived)

LET'S TALK ABOUT FUNNELS

O WATE WE ARE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 3:28, archived)

I want glass funnels

so I can see all the funnel action going on

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:16, archived)

LOVES THEM IN THEIR ASS!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 3:30, archived)

HIS ASS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 3:31, archived)

HIS ASS?

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d d, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 3:34, archived)

HIS ASS!

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)

this is the ninth sexiest thing I have ever seen.

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Damien's Hearse, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 6:07, archived)

ahhhh yeah

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Sep 2008, 11:15, archived)