b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Make Sci-Fi Retro » Message 8794903

[challenge entry] Strut, baby, strut:


Quick survey: *without looking*... which words would you type into a search engine if you were a bit of a n00b suffering from the credit crunch and wanted to somehow profit from pornography?


From the Make Sci-Fi Retro challenge. See all 593 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)
# "Two Credit Crunches, 1 Cup of Gold"
/awesome pic, btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# local school maps
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# PORN MONEY WILL BUTTFUCK FOR CASH?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# are, you, gonna, eat, that, dead, fat, guy,
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# hahahahaha
reply of the day!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# british granny fuck
always a seller

/ex-porn shop employee blog
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# really? milf is where i draw the line to be honest
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)
# uh-huh
British Lesbo Granny Fuck was almost as popular too
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# oh.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# this is a dirty country
with issues
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# oh yes
and perhaps worryingly we sold vast amounts more of that, and tranny porn, than we did of the straight stuff...

*shudders*

am glad to be free of that job
(I helped save b3ta! fuckyouTtssattsr you cunt, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# A mate of mine was telling me that was where the money was
granny porn.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Maybe it's a hero worship thing
"I wanna be like Wayne Rooney!" and all that.

Mind if I ask which city? I have an idea for a highly profitable nursing home...

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)
# hey. Don't be drawing no lines until
you know what game is being played.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)
# im the only one playing when i choose my porn
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)
# expressive illusionary
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# That is very nearly a googlewhack
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Heh.
I was one of the original Googlewhackers, me:
www.unblinking.com/heh/googlewhack.htm

/proud
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# :D
I really went a bit mental over it a few years ago...It does have a weird charm.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# it's nowhere fucking near!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:36, archived)
# More fool anyone who pays for porn on t'internet.
Burning dvds of porn you found on t'internet and then selling them to the troglodyte scum that roam the streets without any knowledge of t'internet, that's where the money be.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)
# sounds great in theory
but isn't that a great way to get your legs broken?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Bring an extra pair.
And I don't see why it would be, just do it around the local pubs and places that these monobrowed types frequent.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Steal from a mainstream studio and sooner or later FACTS will take an interest
Steal from most pornographers, and I'm pretty sure that sooner or later you'll get your legs broke.

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Just make your own porn
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)
# yeah, that'll work
:o)

The land of porn is not a magical place. Making your own porn should be filed alongside business plans such as 'write a best seller'
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)
# I'm not sure what it's like where you're from but there's none of that Lock,Stock shit over here.
At least not for some small-time guy just making a little extra scratch. Unless you're intendeding to amass an entire porn empire it's shouldn't be a problem.

Meh, it's all hypothetical anyway. I'm not sure I'd like to be known as the guy who sells porn.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Anything at all,
it all brings up porn opportunities.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# cheap barnsley tarts get rich quick
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# money making minge manipulation.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:13, archived)
# crunchy nut porn flakes
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)
# live cam application
porn auditions

something along those lines
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Gonna to get laid tonight
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Be a model,
earn ££££££££s

appear on Jeremy Kyle
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)
# At the end of the day....
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# roight...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)
# maybe if his legs had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Fucked financially and physically
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)