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I haven't seen her in ages.
I'll soon be able to say that about my feet, I can't stop eating today. I've had biscuits and two sandwiches and I'm still starving.
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Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:44,
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I'll soon be able to say that about my feet, I can't stop eating today. I've had biscuits and two sandwiches and I'm still starving.
Who said there was?
Sturdy's not a bad thing at all. I'm sturdy and anybody who tells me that's a bad thing'd probably be better off telling me where I can't crush their skull with my thighs.
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Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:47,
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.....you can crush skulls with your thighs?
edit: death by snoo-snoo, that's what it reminded me of!
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Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:07,
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*considers*
I don't know, possibly. I've got very strong thighs. all that rugby and horse riding and hockey.
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Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:12,
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Nothing at all.
She's superb.
I did a folk song in her honour about 4 years ago :)
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Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:47,
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I did a folk song in her honour about 4 years ago :)
um then why is she called sturdy girl?
it's usually a term for a fat slag.
and i checked b3takit to see if you were pisstaking with some random image off google, but it appears not.
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Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:50,
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and i checked b3takit to see if you were pisstaking with some random image off google, but it appears not.
It's sturdy girl
WE ARE NOT CHANGING THE INTERNETS JUST FOR YOU, LIKE IT OR LUMP IT
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Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:51,
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"Sturdy Girl"
round these parts is not necessarily a derogatory term.
If you were to need someone in a mountain-based emergency scenario, Sturdy Girl is the Girl you'd turn to.
She's guaranteed waterproof and fireproof and stable in conditions up to gale force 9.
stablesound.co.uk/mp3/sturdygirl.mp3
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If you were to need someone in a mountain-based emergency scenario, Sturdy Girl is the Girl you'd turn to.
She's guaranteed waterproof and fireproof and stable in conditions up to gale force 9.
stablesound.co.uk/mp3/sturdygirl.mp3
if there was too much pussy going around do you think i'd be here at 11pm on the start of the weekend*
*ah the life of a student
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Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:54,
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11pm at the start of the weekend
is a bad time to be outside. It'll be all pissed pathetic people covered in vomit and their greasy girlfriends.
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Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:55,
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instead, im inside, totally sober, and quite satisified
that i have got an asymptotic result for an ode.
yeah
go me.
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Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:57,
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yeah
go me.
Round here
the pissed pathetic puking people ARE the girlfriends.
The blokes are all too busy squaring up to each other and looking right hard and that.
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Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:57,
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The blokes are all too busy squaring up to each other and looking right hard and that.
It's nice being a girl
as you can get in the middle of men fighting and grab them both by an ear or a nostril.
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Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:58,
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If you're ever unfortunate enough
to find yourself in Dewsbury, I recommend avoiding this tactic. Just leave the hopeless cunts to it, and get the next train out.
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Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:05,
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that was only when I worked in a pub
Dewsbury? Yeah, I've heard it's a bit rough.
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Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:06,
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Most of it
is just the usual posturing. I'm sure a well-organized circle-jerk would sort most things out much more easily.
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Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:07,
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that's the context in which i've heard it used. kindof rude, sarcastic 'diplomacy.'
i can think of a bunch of other terms as well
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Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:56,
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Every time some cunt's called me overweight
they've just come right out and been blunt with it.
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Thu 2 Oct 2008, 13:58,
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can't say i've ever called any woman a fat slag
done it to one of my mates, but only after he called me a hairy chump.
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Thu 2 Oct 2008, 14:01,
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Oh I've been called some names in my time
Usually unwarranted, and usually by little gits with vastly overinflated ideas of their own self worth and/or attractiveness.
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