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# i have a prediction, and you heard it here from me first:
if obama wins the election, he will be assassinated by a right-wing lunatic within two years.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 5:21, archived)
# and the democratic party has prepared for that
by making sure he'll be replaced with someone experienced and halfway sane, rather than someone who will tell Ahmadineijad not to show his face at anymore PTA meetings

edit: www.b3ta.com/board/8800407, got it copied and saved. i'll get back to you in a couple years.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 5:28, archived)
# THIS
EXACTLY WHAT HE SAID RIGHT THERE.
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 5:29, archived)
# *gyrates*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 5:30, archived)
# j3sus, imagine her telling people that war has been declared on iran.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 5:31, archived)
# I would shit vitals
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 5:33, archived)
# i wish trudeau was still alive and in office here.
i bet he'd bimbofuck her on youtube just for the lulz.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 5:38, archived)
# yeah...
...she's been getting alot of Alaskan pipeline,...i'm sure!...;)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 5:43, archived)
# hahahahah i'm going to be repeating that one for weeks
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 5:47, archived)
# don't be crude!
/oilpun blog.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 5:54, archived)
# ...have you seen the bridge?...
...where's that confounded bridge?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 5:56, archived)
# i am just reading about that, had heard of it but didn't have the whole story.
she is very stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 6:07, archived)
# answer of the century
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 5:42, archived)
# 404...
...that was funny!...:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 5:36, archived)
# Thank you
We will hold you to this.

EDIT I added an alarm to my computer for two years from what will be the day after election day. It says: "Is Obama dead yet? And btw, replace your computer, it's seriously old, lol."
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 5:29, archived)
# haha, as always i hope i'm wrong. i just think i'll be proven right.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 5:34, archived)
# POSTBEAR PREDICTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 5:31, archived)
# i'm like criswell, only more alive.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 5:34, archived)
# I was hoping he was going to pick a Hispanic VP for this reason
so no racist would dare kill him, for fear of what would happen to the border.

Which was an idea originally put forward by Dave Chapell but should have been taken completely seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 5:32, archived)
# that's leftover bush assassination theory, too.
"don't kill the idiot, darth cheney will be in charge!"
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 5:36, archived)
# Gee, wouldn't that be something.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 5:39, archived)
# it would have crippled them far more to have just assassinated cheney
then george would have had no one to whisper gently in his ear
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 5:43, archived)
# I think
We should just get a black lesbian president and her asian partner as the first "lady." And our VP should be a disabled transgendered Native American ex-man. Then every glass ceiling ever would be broken and nobody could never again use it as an excuse for their laziness.
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 5:38, archived)
# also it would be totally hot
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 5:42, archived)
# Asian chicks for Prez...!!!....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 5:45, archived)
# i do worry about some of the negatives handed her.
she is incompetent, but that has nothing to do with her gender. unfortunately men in our societies often feel free to dismiss women they disapprove of with overtly sexist and misogynist rhetoric.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 5:48, archived)
# well, they put her in a position...
...that she's not qualified for... she's grossly misinformed of the facts.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 5:51, archived)
# i think we all agree on that.
but, her gender has nothing to do with it. there are many women perfectly capable of the job, and i hate to think that small-minded people (of both genders, as women do this to their own as well) and bigots are setting back the gains that women have made with this stunt and their remarks.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 5:57, archived)
# All too likely.
With this evening's p'oh-urr showing that becomes even more likely, alas.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 5:35, archived)
# i wonder what the writers will have them do next.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 5:41, archived)
# It is going to be an all-nighter for the PR flakes.
On both sides!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 5:58, archived)
# Wasn't that part of Hillary's campaign?
"vote for me, I won't get assassinated"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 8:07, archived)
# Yes... for a few moments anyway.
Although she revised that position all
too quickly for my liking.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 8:11, archived)