The Creation Of Morph


From the Cheer Up Tony Hart challenge. See all 240 entries (closed)

(TheRiddler Simon Cowell can suck my fucking dick, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 13:47, archived)

hahaha, YES!

( theoriginalsteve back off, man, I'm a Scientist, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 13:48, archived)

God luvs orgies
look at him - filthy old fucker... there's lads and lassies and kids and all sorts... is that a goat?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 13:49, archived)

Well I for one am not interested in heaven if there's not going to be any orgies
Otherwise all it is is old people sitting around
( Barbarossa Has got a faulty lightsaber. Thanks McDonalds (!), Fri 3 Oct 2008, 13:50, archived)

Flawless logic time
I'm one of those lolchristians, and I quite like orgies, ergo they must be in Heaven.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 13:54, archived)

you should martyr yourself for Islam
you get like 70 virgins, 3 sluts, a camal, your body weight in ducks, 4 gold teeth, a handfull of saffron (a BIG handful), you own letter box, a blankety blank check pen and book, signed photographs of Dale Winton AND Axl Rose... a cup of rats milk and 7 grannies
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)

and a car which runs on positive emotions
... and your choice of flightless bird
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 13:58, archived)

and a gazeebo
and a tub of hagen daz and a troup of dancing oysters...
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)

and the executive producer credits in a movie by Disney
and a book of carpet samples and an iPhone
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 14:01, archived)

You know the only thing I'd miss
is bacon sandwiches
( Barbarossa Has got a faulty lightsaber. Thanks McDonalds (!), Fri 3 Oct 2008, 14:03, archived)

no pigs in heaven
they're unclean
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 14:07, archived)

and your own fragrance by the people that brought us Curious by Britney Spears
and a chimney pot and dominion over the number 4 on telephones
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 14:04, archived)

you missed out that if you're female, you get to dress like a ninja too !
:D
(TheRiddler Simon Cowell can suck my fucking dick, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 13:59, archived)

Barbar's not a woman is he?

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 14:00, archived)

No.
Oh wait, hang on.....

No.
( Barbarossa Has got a faulty lightsaber. Thanks McDonalds (!), Fri 3 Oct 2008, 14:08, archived)

I meant..
*scratches head*

oh never mind.
(TheRiddler Simon Cowell can suck my fucking dick, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 14:20, archived)

excellent

( bilbobarneybobs has a profile full of redex, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 13:53, archived)

Hahaha!
*Click*
( Monty Propps if you've got a field that don't yield, get up and, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 13:55, archived)

haha fab
clicky
( Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 3 Oct 2008, 14:09, archived)