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(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# ehhwot
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Several things:
i) hell yeah
ii) this is brillig. It makes me mimsy like a borogrove.
iii)Man Bites Dog is brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:08, archived)
# *outgrabes*
hello you

also: Tom O'Bedlam pic WIN
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
# 'Wo kiddles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# i shall address each point individually
i) " Atheists, you next please, i bet you're feeling jolly silly now aren't you?"
ii) you should get that seen to
iii) thank christ someone else has seen it
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# Catholics, over here, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Seen it, own it, make friends watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# OK - Gryff Rees Jones (Griff Rhys Jones?) -- definitely...
although the line ends, "...Jews were right, after all."

PROBLEMS:!

Is this Not the Nine O Clock News or Alas Smith & Jones?
(I helped save b3ta! alienheat, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# its rowan atkinson from his live show
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Aha! That explains it.
I'm a moron.
(I helped save b3ta! alienheat, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
# iii) I havent watched it for years
I remember bits of it, like their drunken 'Cinema' song... and all the nasty bits (like the bit with the couple) and most of the funny bits (like killing the old lady)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Man Bite Dog? that was a bizarre and disturbing flick!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# My vorple blade is going snicker-snack.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# :D for some reason I picture you whispering this whilst wiggling your eyebrows.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# It's the only satisfactory way to deliver such a line.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:13, archived)
# Vorpal Blade - are you referencing Carroll, or Dungeon Master?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Dear GODS boy!
TO CARROLL OF COURSE!

*throws chalk with extreme prejudice*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# hahahahah!
was secretly hoping for a Dungeon Master (or Choas Strikes Back) reference
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:23, archived)
# woohoo
I like the warm RIS feeling I sometimes get from your lovely cartoons.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# haha thanks, i hope its a "i don't know if he knows what it means either" RIS and not one of those horrible "Qué?" RISings
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# yeh, the first one.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
# hahahahaha!
on a related note, I can't wait for this project to compile all the missing/separated scriptures/texts to go live soon... It's gonna cause some interesting arguments (and probably fundimentalist actions)

edit: this news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7651105.stm
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:10, archived)
# RIS?
Is someone trying to religiously cross the streams?

It could be bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:12, archived)
# but it dispenses with Giant Marshmallow Popes, so crossing the religious streams is a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# The Missing Texts vol. 1
Jesus with a Vengeance
Jesus vs. Green Goblin
Return of the Jesus
The Holy Ghost Strikes Back
Beverley Hills Jesus III
National Lampoon's Gospel
Resident Jesus: Apocalypse

are just some of the titles now available with TIMELIFE. CALL NOW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Resident Jesus
thats a movie i would pay to be made
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:19, archived)
# well... they all sound better than that other piece of crap -
the one where the romans build a giant robotic spider, and Jesus - played by Will Smith had to stop them... what was it called?

Oh yeah, I think it was "Wild Wild Middle East".....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:20, archived)
# yays
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# *giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 13:17, archived)