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# I done another one of these, its been a while


Past incidents beforererer

I cant think of a punchline tho
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# arez tey dancing?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# I dont know, look at the beforerers that tells the story... to some extent
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# COME ON BARRY!!!
KICK HIM IN THE MAN-CUNT
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Dino:"Who are you voting?"
Sjeep:"Moo-bama"
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# dino: - fookin wooly backs
sheep: :'-(
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Dino: Sjeep are the niggars of the world
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Sjeep:
"Fuck you Steg, Sjeep ftw."
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# It was supposed to be a sorta skugosaurus, but didnt come out too well
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# like this?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Yes, but no-where near as good
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# It's almost real
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Theres no bridge, copter or shark
not real :(
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Its realerer than real reality.
...and just as good if not better.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
#
This is as real as I can do

Thanks to walrus man for the origional
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# hahawha
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# RuRRRRRRRR
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# awesome
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# agreed
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Blimey, b3taday central.
HAPPYTIEMS.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Thats well nice :D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# ARGH!
*flights*
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# needs more barry
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Sheeps is not called barry
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# most sheep are called Fred or Paul
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Well, the ones you have shagged yes
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# your mum's name isn't paul or frank
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Boom Boom!
/basil brush blog
:D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# i couldnt stop myself from typing
been away from b3ta too long you see
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Thats what b3ta needs, some more BARRY!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# a barry would save us from the crisis
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Who did barry?
and why havent there been any more of barry
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# had her
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)
# was it not prodigy69?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I dont remember, hence the asking
:D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# got it!
8 search pages later

www.b3ta.com/board/6027577
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# COME ON BARRY CUNT HIM IN THE FUCK!
/ac

:D

Good work
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# You rang?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Sorry wrong number
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# *breathes heavily*
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)
# I call him Barry!
He always answers to me.....
:(
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Thats because you fuck him up the arse. fuck him up the arse, fuck, fuck him up the arse....
/nathan barley blog
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# :D
You got me!!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# DIno"I fell over and now my arms are broken"
Cunt-Sheep"hahahahahahahaha! You calcium dificiant shit wristed bastard. I fucking hate shit wrists."
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Cunt-Sheep is correct
well done. Gold star.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Hahaha and deficient isnt it?
/pedant blog :D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# I hate you, Nick.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# >:(
Afternoon Matt
Hows leeds?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Pretty good actually.
Almost fell asleep in a few lectures today and I'm waiting for some beef to freeze.

How's sheffy? :D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# yay Leeds
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Happy day :D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# ta
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# I went to comedy club last night
b3ta.com/board/8829280
Was well funny, but I am well tired, I need some sleeps
I have had 2 delicious sandwiches today tho :D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Haha!
Awesome :D

I had cheese on toast for breakfast, and cheesy beans on toast for lunch. I need to think of a non toast based meal for dinner, I'm running low on bread D:
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I bought some bread today, im all breaded up
And I have 2 rashers of bacon left!
Fuck yeah!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Oh shit, I have no bacon :(
OH FUCK YES THOUGH. I have like 4 pork chops in the fridge. I forgot about them. Pork stir fry methinks.

I make the girliest food though. I'll have some spring onion, ginger, chili, garlic, and maybe some sun dried tomatoes and cous cous with it.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Cous Cous, you fag! :D
We do meals in our house so weekdays each person cooks a meal for the rest of the house and weekends we sort ourselves out.
I had chicken marinated in piri piri sauce and lime zest n juice with rice and butter cooked mushrooms for dinner last night, it were reet tastey
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# That sounds pretty ace.
I have half a lime that I need to use, I might zest up the stir fry later.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Have some vegetables and fruit for pudding.
Don't live on brown, orange and yellow food all the time.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Most of my food is multi coloured.
I actually eat quite well, considering.

I'm making beef jerky tonight and tomorrow. I might make some quinoa soup some time too, I've been meaning to but I'm running low on vegetables.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Good chap.
A friend of mine lived on nowt but bread and orange/brown/yellow food for years and wondered why he had whopping great problems with his digestive system, skin, tackle etc...
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# your poo to!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Knight 3?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
#
MIDORI, developed by Suntory, was launched in the United States in 1978.

And what better way to say "I'm here!" than with a monster party at Studio 54(the world's most famous nightclub) attended by the stars of Saturday Night Fever, including the young up-and-comer, John Travolta.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# I've just noticed you've gone off on another of your 'arguements' down the board
You do make me giggle you big mentil
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# it was a play I wrote
to cheer Freebs up.

It's all serious business.

:D

I'm glad you liked it.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# que?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# it's something everyone should know
memorise it to impress the ladies.

It works - trust me; ask any of the ladies here and they'll tell you they're impressed.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Ive got my boyish good looks to impress the ladies,
all you gotta do is buy them 2 bacardi breezers and they will ride you like seabiscuit
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# that's all well and good to get the skanks
but if your quarry is a more complex lady you need to know of the finer things in life... and some of the black arts...
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)
# im still young, skanks will do for now
:D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# you'll learn
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# I know, give it a few years til I burn myself out...
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)
# We can't answer

We're too busy detangling our panties from your person
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# don't try too hard
:D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Hello John Travolta...
are you up or coming?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Oh god...
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# I didn't know Angry sheep and Skugosaurus were dating!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# This is not a date, just a conversation
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Also
b3ta.com/board/8829269

Will there be cayke?
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# There may be....there may not be......
/uncommited.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# only cos I may forget!

You bring some.
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I probably wont be able to afford cayke by then :(
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)
# We had a whole table dedicated to cayke at the Derby bash

Bless Dixon and all that sail in her
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)
# GUITAR LEG
/ac
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A GUN...
oh wait *nom nom nom*
Woo!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)