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# she used to be so prim and propper
but the enthusiasm with which the youthful dancers move and express themselves has reminded HER what it's like to be young and she can't help but rip open her blouse and expose her ample chest to the male teacher with whom she has spent the entire film awkwardly flirting. He can't take it and pops the biggest boner ever and she pole dances up and down it... while he falls to the ground passed out because the 6 foot boner has reduced his blood pressure dangerously.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# back to her days in the hitler youth!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Somehow, somehow, you two have made this film worth watching. Please make it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)
# much like the 60's and the 70's
the 80's are gone, man

plum gone

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# we should start story boarding it.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# hahaha
period dramas are always expensive

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# ha ha ha
yeah - we need to get HBO AND the BBC to fund it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# "Why Mr D'arcy! What strange perambulations of the mind cause you to move in such a manner!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# except, reading it back
DMs clearly talking about the streets and I (for unknown reasons) have set the film in an English preparatory school full of stuffed shirts and teenage angst...

I think the jux de position works well.

... kid from the streets tries to make it in posh school AND maintain the respect of his street friends, while making new posh friends AND shagging the super posh girl everyone wants to shag!

It's like every teen film I've ever hated.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# every teen film is the same
of course, they then go on to be the Conservative MP for Middle Class By Sea, Sussex so all the dancin was pointless
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)