deep fat fried
...oh no, you mean intestinal worms? don't think i've got them... how you know?
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:41,
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You pull down your kecks
wave a mars bar near your arsehole and see if one pops out.
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Joliet,
Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:42,
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...and record it on tape and sent it to noel edmonds?
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:44,
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that is noel edmonds
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:45,
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You've been Framed
£250. Nice!
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Joliet,
Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:45,
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who wants to hold the camera?
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:46,
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Oh look, I've left the oven on...
*flees*
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Joliet,
Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:48,
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do you have an itchy arse hole?
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:44,
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that sounds like a really bad chat up line...
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:45,
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you answered it, so it must work :D
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:46,
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you should try this in the real world
"excuse me miss, do you have an itchy asshole?"
WHAT?!
"sorry i meant, would you like to wear this paper bag on your hea*SLAP* ow what you do that fo*CRUNCH* owww *timber* *THUD*
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:51,
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