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# don't see what all the fuss is about
Someone whos grand daughter is in a group called The Satanic Sluts has more things to worry about to be honest :D

and yes..she's a hotty
voluptua.livejournal.com/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:22, archived)
# shhhhhhhhhhhh, don't spoil a Daily Mail story with facts
EDIT - oh its ok, the Mail have found out now and are showing her off
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1081087/Meet-Voluptua-burlesque-dancer-goth-centre-BBC-radio-prank.html

Tomorrow they'll turn back and burn her as a witch no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Yeah,
but surely that isn't his fault....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Ha!
"Miss Baillie has ambitions to become an actress"
(Procrastinate now! It's not opposite day!, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# "...in straight-to-video under-counter classics"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# I'm Sorry, She Comes In Barcelona
Vol 5
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# hahahahahah, damn you and your office lollage worthy reply
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
# haha who needs facts with pictures like these :)
viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewAlbums&friendID=28396567

she's niice
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# she's fucked
she's their glamourising knife play.

role of a villain here we come.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# I'm sure her agent will be outraged at all the chat show invites she's getting..

pffh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# To be honest
even if she dances burlesque, that's no reason to contact her GRANDPA and tell him you've fucked her, and you hope he doesn't hang himself.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# what if she was Hitler?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# She'd be 119, and should put them away.
:-)

It just smacks a bit of 'strippers aren't real people, they don't have feelings' to me. If she'd been a barrister or someone who wasn't an easy point of ridicule they wouldn't have done it.


So not only are they silly little boys without the brain power to come up with something both funny AND not likely to get them into trouble, but they're pussies n'all. (this last bit to be taken jovially)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Hitler was a barrister?
wait, I've got this the wrong way round...
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Why do I bother?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)
# mustard
that's what
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)
# it smacks of 'get her into the limelight by doing something outragous'

/cynical blog
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)
# You think she planned this?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)
# I couldn't give a rats arse if she did
but I wouldn't be surprised..not..one..bit.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# but you're prepared to judge as if she did, just in case?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:44, archived)
# YES YES I FUCKING AM!!
BURN THE GOTHIC WITCH AND HER COHORT BRAND!!


/mail reader.

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)
# I doubt she slept with Russel Brand without thinking this could get in to the papers
but I also doubt she thought he'd phone her grandad and tell him.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Most celebrity/prole kiss and tells
start with the less famous of the two splashing it about the papers/airwaves.

I just feel a bit sorry for her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:50, archived)
# oh I don't feel sorry for her at all
she's probably relishing the attention and the "I fucked Russel Brand" kudos that I'm sure exists amongst some people. Plus you don't form a group called Satanic Sluts without wanting to get someone attention and Daily Mail readers riled :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# This is about consent.
She didn't consent for that information to be publicised, especially not to her granddad or the rest of the nation.

Well, it's about that to me anyway, and I'm a fucking HUGE fan of consent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:55, archived)
# ^this
but saying that they could ring mine and he wouldn't mind.

they joys of being deaf.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# hahaha didn't know about the 'hang himself' bit...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)
# So let me get this straight: The story is now...
"Attention seeking media whore claims to another attention seeking media whore live on air that he had sex with an attention seeking media whore"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# hahaha YES!!!

thank god someone else sees it.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:39, archived)
# 'attention seeking media whore'
somebody who goes into radio/tv journalism etc, then. You don't get many shy agoraphobes on the air.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Leave me alone
i'm on my high horse
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 12:00, archived)
# I have no idea who this is or what the story behind this is
but in those two photos, whoever this is has a fucking nasty level of vacancy in her eyes.

I CAN SEE MORE THAN A COUPLE OF BAD LIFE CHOICES IN THOSE EYES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 28 Oct 2008, 12:17, archived)