I like manly cocktails

As my profile pic attests.

From the Macho Products challenge. See all 345 entries (closed)

( enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:43, archived)

YOU LOVE THE COCK
tails
( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:44, archived)

Just a pint of Methanol and an asbestos cigarette for me, thanks.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:46, archived)

*lights cigarette with flamethrower
after several minutes*
( enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)

How do you light an asbestos cigarette?
*mind pissage*
( maiden is Too Drunk to (give a) Fuck, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:50, archived)

with a flamethrower
but it takes several minutes

edit: hehe
( enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)

with magic?

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)

with a plasma cutter

( Radio Active Tea, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)

You should get some soup and valium to keep the boozy nasty feeling away.

( gronkpan , a friend, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:51, archived)

Watch out for the VAT man
that looks like red diesel which should only be used in plant and machinery due to its reduced VAT rate of 5%
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)

rumbled!
I siphoned it from a tractor.
( enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)

get orf moi laaaaand

( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)

dinna dinna dinna dinna VATman!

(theswollenbeef taverimooch!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)

Ha!
you loon
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:58, archived)

...

(theswollenbeef taverimooch!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)

I hope they're
manly yarns.
( enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:55, archived)

look at her face, the filthy girl

(theswollenbeef taverimooch!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)

Tried it
It's no Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster but it's still got a kick some may find refreshing.
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:54, archived)

yes
like being hit with a uranium rod wrapped in a slice of lemon...
( enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:02, archived)