real man's guitar hero


yes, i am a fuckin ginger geek!

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(blowfelt, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 23:57, archived)

You fuck gingers??
Weirdo.
( Killerkitti Don't care what you think, you think I care, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 23:57, archived)

Only sickos fuck gingers.

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)

Only gickos fuck singers

( Killerkitti Don't care what you think, you think I care, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:15, archived)

Can I be a gicko?

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:53, archived)

nah
i know a lot of very sexy ginger ladies.

only sickos fuck ginger blokes
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 2:36, archived)

I'd still be awesome at it.

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)

15% fail, dickfruit.

( Killerkitti Don't care what you think, you think I care, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)

I've got it down to about 13%.
It hurts like a motherbitch.

GUESS WHAT COMES OUT TODAY THOUGH.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)

Hahahah


WHAT COMES OUT TODAY? YOU?
( Killerkitti Don't care what you think, you think I care, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:02, archived)

I came out a long time ago.
GH4, MOTHERFUCKER.
I would have preordered it, but I wouldn't have been at the flat to collect it, so I'm going to trek into Gamestation when I'm back in Leeds and grab one with the single guitar.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)

OMG! GH4


I bought Guild Wars the other day! :D Its pretty damn awesome.
( Killerkitti Don't care what you think, you think I care, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)

I considered GW a while ago
Only because you didn't have to pay monthly to play it, that was pretty much the only attraction. I don't like paying to play a game after I've already bought it. It doesn't make any sense to me.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)

Exactly.
It was on sale in Target for 8 bucks, which I found slightly suspicious, but t's actually good. There's like 2 or 3 expansions, too.

I didn't think it would run on my computer as it's got an awful graphics card and such...but it manages. :D
( Killerkitti Don't care what you think, you think I care, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:14, archived)

Bargain.
I'm considering upgrading my PC so I can play more games, but I'm tempted to just get a Wii at christmas.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:15, archived)

Wiis are uber scarce,
especially at Christmas. xD

Upgrade, or just get a new PC?
I want an XPS 730.
( Killerkitti Don't care what you think, you think I care, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:19, archived)

I'd just get a new PC.
This one is actually not upgradeable, it's that bad.

If I wanted a decent machine, I'd need everything to be upgraded, even the case.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:22, archived)

Yeah, that's about the same with mine.
Hahahah, it fucking lame. There's loads of games I want to play, but the PC can barely handle them. I mean, the fucking SIms chokes it up. XP
( Killerkitti Don't care what you think, you think I care, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:28, archived)

issa yes!

( elvisweathercock finally got round to updating profile, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)

GEEETAR!
www.leenks.com/video1345.html one string willie! (SFW!)
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)

Good vid
his technique reminds me of Django Rheinhart.
( namdrah The cat whisperer, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)

check out sea sick steve
fuckin hick but class guitar player!
(blowfelt, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:05, archived)

Or rather
Fucking pseudo-hick pretending to be a 'hobo' to sell music? :P
(Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)

top song about loads o' nothing left

( elvisweathercock finally got round to updating profile, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)

HA HA HA
b3ta.com/links/Muppets_BEEPED
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:14, archived)

i can't stop laughing!

( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:14, archived)

Starts slow but hilarious.
I ____ the spiders...
( namdrah The cat whisperer, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:24, archived)

aww cute one
www.leenks.com/video1269.html ducks on escalator
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)

Wonder how they got there
hope none got trapped {:-(

edit : off to bed early for a change, 'night Skug
( namdrah The cat whisperer, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:38, archived)

beddy bye times

( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:44, archived)

Thank you
I have just had to wipe tears from my eyes in order to type this. Sheer brilliance.
( unstableOvine : shoulder high in crap & my water wings are flat, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:41, archived)

i've only just stopped laughing
and im still smirking
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:45, archived)

I am utterly flabbergasted
top top link!
Did you see his Flight of the Bumble B String?
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dMU5fQyiARw
(asciifaceofbob meh, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:18, archived)

I love it!
but can't help thinking the colour scheme may be confusing
( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)

I'd still beat you by miles with that thing on expert.
Guitar Hero is a WAR ZONE when I get involved.
( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)

YOU'RE ON, MOTHERFUCKER.

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)

Got xbox live?

( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)

Got PS2 :<
I've been with it SINCE THE MOTHERFUCKING BEGINNING.

And I get dicked out of all the downloadable extras. Just for being a poor little douchebag that can't afford a next gen :(
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:02, archived)

sounds like a challenge
ive still yet to meet a person who is as good as me

still cant get 100% on expert tho, but playing a real bass guitar is a better challenge!
(blowfelt, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)

I've given up on the 100%s, they're stressful on the easy songs.
I got 3 and then just spent my time playing Dragonforce.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)

oh dear

( Neon Blue Ah ha ha, I feel positively Capital!, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)

Pickup FAIL?
Do those plastic guitars actually have pickups?
( namdrah The cat whisperer, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)

yes
you use your hands to pick them up........





anyway...........
(blowfelt, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)

Yes, but can't help thinking....
real man's guitar hero

( unstableOvine : shoulder high in crap & my water wings are flat, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)

No
only two pickups, one neck. {;-)
Exactly what I was thinking.
( namdrah The cat whisperer, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)

don't make me get the double neckers out
And Mr Vai's stupid heart-shaped one with 3 necks on (I think) :P :D

EDIT: YEah: www.jemsite.com/jem/model/vai_triple.htm
( unstableOvine : shoulder high in crap & my water wings are flat, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)

Didn't The Great Kats' band have ludicrous guitars?
Vai is so skilled though, he can afford to do daft things.
( namdrah The cat whisperer, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:14, archived)

Wow. Sorry got distracted there.
I have never come across Great Kat before.
Now I have :D
Only seen standard Jacksons so far though.
( unstableOvine : shoulder high in crap & my water wings are flat, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:29, archived)

heres a real bass

(blowfelt, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)

NO BRIDGE, it's clearly fake
:O
( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:15, archived)

Neither helicopter nor shark either {;-)

( namdrah The cat whisperer, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:19, archived)

mind
the piss
( unstableOvine : shoulder high in crap & my water wings are flat, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:22, archived)

I can see four bridges
but no shark or helicopter XD
( unstableOvine : shoulder high in crap & my water wings are flat, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:20, archived)

look closely at the top one

( namdrah The cat whisperer, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:26, archived)

needs more teeth

( elvisweathercock finally got round to updating profile, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:14, archived)

might I post this here
to avoid thread wastage?


(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)

What's the slogan again?
Shake the bottle, wake the BLAM oooow my hand... oh God... my hand... I can't hear you... aaahhh... get an ambulance...
( Amish Information Systems is OfQuack certified until, roughly, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 20:56, archived)

Let the ladies rock too !

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:37, archived)

sisters of mercy..............leonard cohen..........
joyful pic
( elvisweathercock finally got round to updating profile, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:43, archived)

My sister can't dance . . . but she can rock 'n roll !

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)