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[challenge entry] real man's guitar hero


yes, i am a fuckin ginger geek!

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(blowfelt www.soundcloud.com/blowfelt, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 23:57, archived)
# You fuck gingers??
Weirdo.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Only sickos fuck gingers.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Only gickos fuck singers
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Can I be a gicko?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:53, archived)
# nah
i know a lot of very sexy ginger ladies.

only sickos fuck ginger blokes
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 2:36, archived)
# I'd still be awesome at it.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)
# 15% fail, dickfruit.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)
# I've got it down to about 13%.
It hurts like a motherbitch.

GUESS WHAT COMES OUT TODAY THOUGH.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)
# Hahahah


WHAT COMES OUT TODAY? YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:02, archived)
# I came out a long time ago.
GH4, MOTHERFUCKER.
I would have preordered it, but I wouldn't have been at the flat to collect it, so I'm going to trek into Gamestation when I'm back in Leeds and grab one with the single guitar.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)
# OMG! GH4


I bought Guild Wars the other day! :D Its pretty damn awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)
# I considered GW a while ago
Only because you didn't have to pay monthly to play it, that was pretty much the only attraction. I don't like paying to play a game after I've already bought it. It doesn't make any sense to me.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Exactly.
It was on sale in Target for 8 bucks, which I found slightly suspicious, but t's actually good. There's like 2 or 3 expansions, too.

I didn't think it would run on my computer as it's got an awful graphics card and such...but it manages. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Bargain.
I'm considering upgrading my PC so I can play more games, but I'm tempted to just get a Wii at christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Wiis are uber scarce,
especially at Christmas. xD

Upgrade, or just get a new PC?
I want an XPS 730.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:19, archived)
# I'd just get a new PC.
This one is actually not upgradeable, it's that bad.

If I wanted a decent machine, I'd need everything to be upgraded, even the case.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Yeah, that's about the same with mine.
Hahahah, it fucking lame. There's loads of games I want to play, but the PC can barely handle them. I mean, the fucking SIms chokes it up. XP
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:28, archived)
# issa yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)
# GEEETAR!
www.leenks.com/video1345.html one string willie! (SFW!)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Good vid
his technique reminds me of Django Rheinhart.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)
# check out sea sick steve
fuckin hick but class guitar player!
(blowfelt www.soundcloud.com/blowfelt, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Or rather
Fucking pseudo-hick pretending to be a 'hobo' to sell music? :P
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)
# top song about loads o' nothing left
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)
# HA HA HA
b3ta.com/links/Muppets_BEEPED
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:14, archived)
# i can't stop laughing!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Starts slow but hilarious.
I ____ the spiders...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:24, archived)
# aww cute one
www.leenks.com/video1269.html ducks on escalator
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Wonder how they got there
hope none got trapped {:-(

edit : off to bed early for a change, 'night Skug
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:38, archived)
# beddy bye times
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Thank you
I have just had to wipe tears from my eyes in order to type this. Sheer brilliance.
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:41, archived)
# i've only just stopped laughing
and im still smirking
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:45, archived)
# I am utterly flabbergasted
top top link!
Did you see his Flight of the Bumble B String?
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dMU5fQyiARw
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:18, archived)
# I love it!
but can't help thinking the colour scheme may be confusing
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)
# oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)
# Pickup FAIL?
Do those plastic guitars actually have pickups?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)
# yes
you use your hands to pick them up........





anyway...........
(blowfelt www.soundcloud.com/blowfelt, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Yes, but can't help thinking....
real man's guitar hero
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)
# No
only two pickups, one neck. {;-)
Exactly what I was thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)
# don't make me get the double neckers out
And Mr Vai's stupid heart-shaped one with 3 necks on (I think) :P :D

EDIT: YEah: www.jemsite.com/jem/model/vai_triple.htm
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Didn't The Great Kats' band have ludicrous guitars?
Vai is so skilled though, he can afford to do daft things.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Wow. Sorry got distracted there.
I have never come across Great Kat before.
Now I have :D
Only seen standard Jacksons so far though.
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:29, archived)
# heres a real bass
(blowfelt www.soundcloud.com/blowfelt, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)
# NO BRIDGE, it's clearly fake
:O
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Neither helicopter nor shark either {;-)

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:19, archived)
# mind
the piss
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:22, archived)
# I can see four bridges
but no shark or helicopter XD
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:20, archived)
# look closely at the top one

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:26, archived)
# needs more teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:14, archived)
[challenge entry] might I post this here
to avoid thread wastage?

(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)
# What's the slogan again?
Shake the bottle, wake the BLAM oooow my hand... oh God... my hand... I can't hear you... aaahhh... get an ambulance...
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Let the ladies rock too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:37, archived)
# sisters of mercy..............leonard cohen..........
joyful pic
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:43, archived)
# My sister can't dance . . . but she can rock 'n roll !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)