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# I don't understand any of it
the paedo mask?
and what's a bethrothment kit?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 20:28, archived)
# I think he means "betrothment"
Not sure what he's going for here. Perhaps he would have been better by coming up with a de-betrothment kit, just incase one were to accidentally propose to a lady while the worse for drink.

The paedo mask is not a bad touch. Any normal woman would feel too ashamed at the thought of having had knowledge of a nonce to want to hang around. She's need to go home and shower several times.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 20:30, archived)
# it's the arm severing that I'm struggling with...
the others I can see how they might discourage furtner contact, but arm removal?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 20:31, archived)
# I reckon
it's a kit to prank someone into thinking they are a pedalo who got married and the clap while drunk. The arm severance kit is to remove the tattoo.

As designed by a teetotal virgin.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Well, I know I'm playing devil's advocate a bit now
but perhaps if one were at a lady's home, and she were asleep on one's arm, it may be preferable to sacrifice the arm rather than risk waking the lady and having to engage in social discourse.

Particularly if she's a minger.

I like the fact that it's clearly a toy plastic pirate's cutlass though.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Aha!
Good shout.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 20:34, archived)
# I think you mmight be right.
We need more of these thought-provoking posts here.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 20:36, archived)
# i believe the term is
she was 'coyote ugly'

(i.e. you would rather gnaw your own arm off like a wild animal)
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# How else do you escape with some heffer
layed asleep on your arm? Would YOU wake her up and take the risk?
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 20:39, archived)
# If you were a true gentleman
you would use the reverse hug-and-roll. It's like the hug-and-roll, but in reverse.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 20:44, archived)
# so it's the product that
macho men would buy?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Are you too young to
remember what this twat looked like when he was younger?

www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00796/gary-Glitter_796955c.jpg
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 21:06, archived)