Bored of your mp3 player?

Apple's MP5 player - twice as macho as the next leading brand

From the Macho Products challenge. See all 345 entries (closed)

( Panjandrum is erasmussing like mad, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)

Pffft!
*spang*
( Rappola is a mafiawars FIEND, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)

Well, that should appeal to today's youth
*invests money in shares*
( Jahled extraordinaire®, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)

Excellent!
:D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Christmas - FUCK YEAH!, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 13:04, archived)

Portishead nes pas?
Or would it provide a more rhythmic gunfire noise
( Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)

HAhaha
Nicely!
( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)

hahaha

( Barry the Time Sprout twinned with Dan Ackroyd, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 13:07, archived)

brrraaap!

( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Sun 9 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)

Haha :D
I want one of those. I hope the music plays out of the barrel.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 13:15, archived)

Don't bet on it

( mediocre I am not strange, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)

It fires shit songs at you,
OH NOES YOU SHOT ME WITH THE CHEEKY GIRLS!
( epiphany exit signs, they're on the way out aren't they, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 13:21, archived)

This is LIFE

( mediocre I am not strange, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 13:45, archived)

touch my bum

( Mockingbird in a pear tree, wearing a sparkly bikini, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)

ha!
*military issue spang!*
( enceladus, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)

pfft-apple will probably come gunnin'for ya

( elvis's worn-out cock finally got round to updating profile, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)