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(littlefish is new and refreshed, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)

If it were a real man it'd be 12"

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:22, archived)

it's made in japan...
...i'm sure it's no longer than 2".
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)

It's what you do with it
that counts.
(littlefish is new and refreshed, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)

Real Men are only 12" high?
no wonder I keep missing them! I should set my sights lower ;)
( maiden is Too Drunk to (give a) Fuck, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)

Unless you have a 6" pianist.

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:29, archived)

Do they also play with their organ?

( maiden is Too Drunk to (give a) Fuck, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:31, archived)

No
THe keys are far too big for me.
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:33, archived)

NSFW!!!!!
Pianist
( Mstandot, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:32, archived)

Pffft!

/Grade 5 blog
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:34, archived)

haha
what a cockhead
( Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:43, archived)

There's just one more thing...
[Nobody has ever complained about this being NSFW, but I've linked it just in case]
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:47, archived)

this would be ace if everytime he came close to solving a mystery

loads of jizz would shoot from his head

and then the perp would try to flee but slip over

nurse can you take me back to my room now please
( Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:56, archived)

it I
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:24, archived)

Damn you for measuring me up at the last b3ta bash!

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:30, archived)

Hehehe, that sounds quite spectacularly wrong.

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:32, archived)

OK then....
Let me throw it to you.
( Mstandot, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:27, archived)

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeearll
I'm the only human allow to wonder round the python house at London Zoo nekkid.
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:32, archived)

Nah...
I'm sure Jahled must've....I know I would
( Mstandot, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:33, archived)

Naa
I'm the only person who he's mistakenly photocraghed for Reptile Weekly.
Which is strange as my cock is tiny!
( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:35, archived)

You never know....
:P
( Mstandot, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:41, archived)

That's not my newt!

( riverghost B3ta: lacking Captain Wow since, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:43, archived)