Tried one of these the other day cos I is macho innit.


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( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)

Wonderful!!
Haven't had a caramac for yeeeeaaaarrrrs!
( Mstandot, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:20, archived)

I disagree
Dime Daim bars are better
( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:22, archived)

Of course.
But they are completely different
( Mstandot, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:25, archived)

Caramac tastes liked boiled bumpoo
Dime's Daim's are a crunchy sort of heavenly justice.
( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:26, archived)

Stopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopitstopit.
I want a Dime Daim bar now :(
( Mu Sticks™, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:28, archived)

So do I
I will buy one in the morning for old times sake.
( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)

Neither are better than the gritty taste of Tarmac.

( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:28, archived)

Good point...
But Dime Daim bars have the same texture as Tarmac, which is how it should be.
( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:30, archived)

fuck off
dime bars rely on their outer chocolate shell, like most chocolate bars, the shitty coco bastards.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:28, archived)

BULLBOLLOCKS
They rely on their razor-like caramel interior to rip yer gums to shreds in an addictive manner.
( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)

and get stuck in your teeth!!!
Oh how I want one now!!!
( Mstandot, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)

Indeed
Come to the Dime Daim Dark Side.
( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:34, archived)

you are part of a revel alliance
and a traitor.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)

REVEL SCUM!

( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:39, archived)

[INSERT CHOCOLATE PUN]
Oo-er missus.
( Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:43, archived)

We have Revels in the pantry!!!
But I am strong tonight, and won't be turned.
( Mstandot, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:43, archived)

hahaha.....your right

( elvisweathercock finally got round to updating profile, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:21, archived)

your all gay

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)

haha

( mictoboy, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 22:24, archived)

mmmm
tarmac. lovely! munchy munchy
(flibblesan is not Jimmy Carr, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 1:27, archived)

There's already a product a bit like this
Tar candy

...and they're pretty tasty too.
(Lord Azazel lezezA droL, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:20, archived)

omg
*pukes*
( PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:36, archived)