I'm gonna clean up this dirty old town!


From the Macho Products challenge. See all 345 entries (closed)

(Q4nobody.co.uk, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:20, archived)

Fanta
stick.
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:21, archived)

I wish to see this shopped.

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)

fucking hell, thats a horrible thought

( Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:21, archived)

jeebus
that's making my groin itch

and not in teh good way

very nicely done though!
( RiffRaff "Board Sig"? What's that?... Oh, I see...., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)

think of the amount of frying pans he could clean with them
awesome :D
( Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)

With just his wang!

( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)

^ Brill

( Wobbly Bloke says "oh for Gods sake" on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:24, archived)

o

( Jim_Davidson has an enormous willy, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)

I see what you did there....
Woo
( Wobbly Bloke says "oh for Gods sake" on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:26, archived)

Chuck is not macho
Have you seen this?

www.b3ta.com/links/New_Chuck_Norris_facts
( BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:27, archived)

No. No he's not!

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)

In other news...
Which one of you did this image for the BBC this morning?
( Wobbly Bloke says "oh for Gods sake" on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:34, archived)

Not me
those seams are far better then I'd ever be capable of
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)

haha... Ning Mediocre

( Wobbly Bloke says "oh for Gods sake" on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)

ningles

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)

Almost as good as this one...
www.b3ta.com/links/Derek_Acorah_puts_the_Daily_Nails_photoshopping_skills_to_shame
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:42, archived)

Ooh that's my bus home!

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)

What the bed?
or Gorden Brown?
( Wobbly Bloke says "oh for Gods sake" on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:54, archived)

Eeuw
No, the 388 with the yellow swoosh
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:55, archived)

Advertising was different in the 70s...
"hey Chuck - how are ya? Good, good... listen, man, Chuckster, I was thinking; you do a lot of kicking and things and people know you do a lot of kicking: you should totally advertise pants or something... we can call them ACTION PANTS!..."
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:37, archived)

chuck norris doesn't have a chin
he just has another fist underneath his beard
( Kaydie wishes she was a little bit hyphy, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 19:16, archived)