"My name may be Dickinson but I'm not going to eat a croc dick."


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(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:47, archived)

the new sport of teeth knitting is hard work

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:48, archived)

she is not enjoying that

(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:51, archived)

You didn't fully understand what I said

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:56, archived)

no i fucking didn't >:-[
don't take the piss
(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)

If Mr Horrible wants to take the piss out of you he fucking well can!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:59, archived)

hello you figger
how the fuck are you?
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)

I'm alright wee face!
And your self?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:02, archived)

balls to him!
*grumbles*
(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)

careful now

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:02, archived)

Fucking right!
Do you know how awesome Mr Horrible is Fuckpig? Just because you have a controversial name doesn't make you cool! I bet you don't even own a fez!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)

i like the word fuckpig.it has a ring.
it has a je ne sais quoi (sp?)
i didn't pick it to be controversial
(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)

Of course you didn't!
You haven't answered the question though,

Did Mrs Thatcher, or did she not, order the sinking of the Belgrano

Do you or do you not own a fez?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)

YES I HAVE A FEZ
STOP CALLING MY HOUSE
(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:14, archived)

He's taking your name literally!!!

( Mstandot, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:03, archived)

Hmmm.
In other news, I have spent all day playing Mega Drive :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 23:58, archived)

Wicked!
Do you have Toejam and earl?
( epiphany probably stab stab stab :D, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)

get a belt Earl

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:00, archived)

Ah! I haven't downloaded that yet!
But I shall now :D

I have been playing Micro Machines, Tazmania, Castle of Illusion, California Games, Beavis and Butthead, Animaniacs and Ecco the Dolphin.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)

ALtered beast!!!!

( epiphany probably stab stab stab :D, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:02, archived)

I woudl like to,
but I can't help but feel it is gonna be a let down.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)

No it wont
Its amazing
( epiphany probably stab stab stab :D, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)

Tazmania!!
I am going to play this now!!!

I have all the games roms on my puter!!!
( Mstandot, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:04, archived)

Do you wanna save me having to download them individually and just rapidshare them all to me?

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)

How do i do that?

( Mstandot, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)

Sensible soccer and Flashback are all you need.

Oh and maybe cannon fodder
and the Sonics
( Mstandot, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:01, archived)

Do you know,
I didn't even think to download Sonic!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)

I have Sonic original on a real life meagdrive
and on a plug and play tv game thingy
( Mstandot, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)

And
Shadow of the Beast 1,2 and 3. Dungeon Master original. Heimdall 1 and 2, Speedball 2 and eye of the beholder 1,2 and 3. Plus Elite, Syndicate and Frontier. With a smattering of civilisation.

Oh yeah and an amiga to play them all on.
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)

All these games you are all reminding me of
are awesome :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:15, archived)