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[challenge entry] No time for the London Eye


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(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)
# eee,that's reet gradely
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:17, archived)
# i thought the top
was some kind of reference to brittany, but that makes more sense
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:20, archived)
# holy shit,did this just get bigger
or did i just get closer to the screen
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)
# let me explain to you about penises growing larger
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:28, archived)
# small or far away?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:29, archived)
# I do my best to stay far away
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)
# ah,ted,i'm still not getting it
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)
# You didn't fully understand what he said
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:32, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8928554
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Ted! I wanna be a priest again!
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:41, archived)
# it got bigger
;)
(sarah90 >you, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Are you on the hoy?
well? If so think you just fell over.
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:29, archived)
# i have literally no idea what you mean
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)
# You didn't fully understand what he said
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:32, archived)
# THAT'S what i meant :D
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:33, archived)
# got bigger,
but it's still only 5kb
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)
# maybe it had just grow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:32, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:33, archived)
# all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:33, archived)
# i'll be your dog
*kia-oras*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:35, archived)
# That reminds me of the first pic I ever made for b3ta!
Memories....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:36, archived)
# the first pic i ever made
was inspired by a birthday card i got from my brother
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:38, archived)
# THIEF!
;D

But we shouldn't have expected more from you as a scouser ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:41, archived)
# calm down calm down
there's two of us here bud!
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:44, archived)
# scouser? thief??
why, sir, i'll have you know that liverpudlians are the most civil, law-abiding people you could ever hope to meet!
it's just that those fuckers from kirkby give us a bad name ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Haha.
We used to have our other shipyard in Bidston over the water. you can't pull the wool over my eyes. I know it's more than Kirkby ;)

I remember actually being scared in Childwall ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:52, archived)
# what?
Scared in Childwall? It's the second fucking poshest part of Liverpool, I should know, I live there and all the cunts here think they're fucking posh.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:55, archived)
# haha. I know. I'm your stalker.
I lied. I've never been scared in Britain, well not outside of the bedroom and even then I've taken enough drugs to keep the fear at bay.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:58, archived)
# I wondered
what was going on with that big skinhead at the top of my road every time i leave the house

you snapped my chain didn't you you cunt
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:59, archived)
# to be honest
i won't set foot in childwall, i got hit over the head with a bottle there a few years back. some bloke walked out of a pub, decided not to bin his empty bottle of bud but to bean me over the melon with it instead. i was just standing there, i never even spoke to him!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:56, archived)
# which pub?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:58, archived)
# buggered if i can remember
i was waiting for my mate to pick me up. last time i ever go home with someone who lives more than 5 miles away from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:01, archived)
# fair enough
unlikely to have been any of the three pubs near me, but there are a few slightly rougher not too far away.

still only surpassed by woolton for its poshness and pretention
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:08, archived)
# heheh
i'm in the slightly posher end of seaforth, about 5 minutes away from crosby. now THAT'S posh!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:15, archived)
# was probably up your way
t'other week when i went for a ride then

got to the end of the bike path at crosby beach and turned round.

my mam was born in crosby and thinks she's posh
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:41, archived)
# kinky :P
how's it smash?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:40, archived)
# always!
*brandishes handcuffs*
i'm fine, just very itchy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:44, archived)
# well take the sackcloth off
and put some normal clothes on.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:51, archived)
# sorry, i don't do normal
will the pvc halterneck do?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:59, archived)
# whatever stops you being itchy
that might suffocate the fleas :D
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)
# good point
i think the little fuckers have got to my bed, i'm going to dig out the old "babysitter's friend" plastic sheet, that might suffocate them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:05, archived)
# nice
i managed to pick up lice at a gig a few years ago. didn't notice them until i started wondering what was biting my arms every night, and found a few carcasses in my sheets.

not had any problems since thank fuck.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:13, archived)
# if the sheet doesn't work
i'm going to make my sister pay to get the place fumigated. it's her fucking cat!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:23, archived)
# this amuses me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)
# hello!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:38, archived)
# hello, mr. bacon humper!
how do?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:39, archived)
# very,very tired.need to be up in five hours.
won't be.
and you?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:43, archived)
# itchy.
i got rid of my feline lodger last week, but it seems that, before she left, she picked up a few lodgers of her own.
FLEAS: THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:50, archived)
# haha..och i the noo jimmy
oriental orifice yay
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:44, archived)