Here's one for your wardrobes gentlemen!


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(sarahwasp frequently cynical, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:12, archived)

how much?

(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:13, archived)

on offer
£9.99 plus p+p
(sarahwasp frequently cynical, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:17, archived)

BUY NOW!

(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:17, archived)

Seams fine to me :D

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:13, archived)

BARBED WIRE LINING, PLEASE.

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:13, archived)

barbed wire lining
that will be an extra charge of £4.99
however, our wire wool lining is highly reccomended for winter!
(sarahwasp frequently cynical, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:19, archived)

Sweet. They ARE highly flammable, I assume? If so, I'll take some.

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:19, archived)

Firey customer
We do only reccomend the flamable ones for our regular and experienced customers...but you sound like the kind of discerning man who can handle our new Super Delux Hot Pants...they are on their way to you sir, first class post ...should be with you in the morning!
(sarahwasp frequently cynical, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:24, archived)

BALLS OF STEEL. COCK OF FIRE.

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:27, archived)

Syphilis
fact.
( Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:29, archived)

RIL3Y, SHUSH!

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:32, archived)

Dammit!
What's with all the Shushing!!
( Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:33, archived)

:D

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)

:D


bandwagon
(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:44, archived)

You say you like barbed wires ?

( Valin Eschewing parts by the unit part . . ., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:37, archived)

Depends how long they're baked for. :)
WYH
( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:39, archived)

seams like a good idea

(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:14, archived)

Who keeps their pants in their wardrobe?
What do you hang them by?
( Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:17, archived)

pant hangers,stupid

(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:20, archived)

Fair enough.
I had to ask so I s'pose I deserve the obvious answer...
( Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:21, archived)

:D

(Fuckpig Oh, what it is to be a man beneath so blue a sky!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:22, archived)

How to hang your pants in the wardrobe
why, from Skyhooks of course!!
£3.99 for a pack of ten.
(sarahwasp frequently cynical, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:20, archived)

Yup, you've got the marketing angle sorted.
I'll take seventy.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:22, archived)

I'd like an arse barb fitted please.
Heavy on the mustard.
(Sister Nutmeat, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:25, archived)

Arse barb?
Oh yes, of course Sir, Unfortunatley, these cannot be supplied by post. You will have to come into our accessories department.
Here is our feephone number to book your appointment...

Tel:847589603987.
ask for Alphonso or Cecil, between 3 and 7pm, Monday to Fridays.
(sarahwasp frequently cynical, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:38, archived)

I'm going to ring that number and flirt with whoever picks up.

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:40, archived)

I phoned that number
I asked for an appointment to be fitted with an arse barb with extra mustard.

Apparently the number is a children's hospice and I am shortly to be placed on some kind of register.

Your customer support is shoddy.
(Sister Nutmeat, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 20:36, archived)

And a handy wallet pouch to boot !

( Valin Eschewing parts by the unit part . . ., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:38, archived)

Handy Wallet Pouch
Oh yes, We pride ourslves on the quality and size of the wallet pouches.
There are three sizes
STANDARD - lined with lead for extra protection during nuclear attack.

SPLENDID - as standard, but with extra inner pouches for car keys, cigarettes and condoms.

and

STUPENDOUS - as above but custom made, to include compartments for such things as spanner sets, hammer and mace.
(sarahwasp frequently cynical, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:46, archived)

Ingeniously conceived . . .

( Valin Eschewing parts by the unit part . . ., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 19:54, archived)