Yes I can, sir:


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( Manic declared war on Old Media, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:06, archived)

is that one on the left supposed to be The Mighty Boosh?

( mns pies mmm! mns pies, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:07, archived)

If birds of a feather flock together
What do
Fish of a hue do
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)

eat their own poo

( Smash Monkey martha stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:15, archived)

Pfft!
If that is the case, I'll take cancer
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)

i've said it before, and i'll say it again
Emperors. New. Clothes.
( mns pies mmm! mns pies, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:42, archived)

( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:08, archived)

LOL

(sarah90 quit whining, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)

unpleasant

( Manic declared war on Old Media, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)

It's ok, they're prunes.

( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)

Danish ?

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:14, archived)

I woudl say they are from Denmark definitely.
Not just ish....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:15, archived)

Yessum mit java.

( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:15, archived)

She's like a bull in a china shop . . . get out the crazy glue !

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:19, archived)

mmmmm, apricot danish
*drools*

with a nice big mug of coffee.
not espresso, not mocha, not latte, just coffee.
( Smash Monkey martha stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:17, archived)

Let the saliva begin !

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:18, archived)

*gushes*

( Smash Monkey martha stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:20, archived)

Mmmmmmmmmn . . . slippery when wet !

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:23, archived)

i was earlier
when i got out of the bath.
i was naked, too.
( Smash Monkey martha stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:24, archived)

I should hope to shout !

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:28, archived)

shout what?

( Smash Monkey martha stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)

I'M NEXT !

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:33, archived)

take a number and something to read
it'll be a while
( Smash Monkey martha stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:36, archived)

Gotcha !

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:37, archived)

we have a fine selection
of scented lotions and grumble mags if you can't wait
( Smash Monkey martha stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:41, archived)

I need a shoeshine more than anything . . . .

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)

fuck me that's funny!

( @><|= w0nu!) AKA chadder - but is still a ****, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)

I find your happy poster project intriguing. Please sell it to me.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:09, archived)

it is free
for everybody
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)

So who are we exploiting through this?

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:18, archived)

corporations
but don't let on
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:19, archived)

Bribe me and I'll stay quiet.
:D
( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:22, archived)

mmmm
full of marrowbone jelly
( Smash Monkey martha stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:10, archived)

I don't get it :(

( Leningrad, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)

hahaha
edit: think of things that might cause cancer

no, not smoking or anything silly like that.
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:11, archived)

getting kicked in the spuds
is meant to be a cause of testicular cancer. personally, i think it's an excuse for pussy boys who aren't manly enough to take a hoof in the love walnuts
( Smash Monkey martha stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:15, archived)

amen sister!
haha :)
(sarah90 quit whining, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)

heheh
the fact that i've got size 8 feet doesn't help much ;)
( Smash Monkey martha stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:18, archived)

Y'all can go lay an egg!

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:18, archived)

has my mate been telling you his dreams about me?

( Smash Monkey martha stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:22, archived)

No no no, I just read his diary.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:25, archived)

ah, right
i thought he'd been telling all and sundry of my nocturnal egg-laying ways
( Smash Monkey martha stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:28, archived)

I figured all girls layed eggs? WHAT IS THIS FALSE TRUTH YOU TELL ME? IS IT A RUSE, OR ARE YOU SIMPLY MISLEADING ME TO CREATE MIRTH?

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)

no
my mate had a dream that i was laying eggs in the street. then when i went in, everyone collected them up, fighting over them, as they were the most delicious eggs ever.
( Smash Monkey martha stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:45, archived)

I'll take one strawberry egg, and a ploughmans egg, thank you.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:48, archived)

sorry, no strawberry eggs
i'm allergic to strawberries, my chuff would swell to the size of a terrorist's backpack
( Smash Monkey martha stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:50, archived)

DARE YOU TO DO IT. DOOBLE DARE.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:54, archived)

no
i prefer to keep my mimsy fun sized
( Smash Monkey martha stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 1:02, archived)

BOYS DON'T HAVE DIARIES
i think you're lying
(sarah90 quit whining, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:29, archived)

you've got a point there
he's dyslexic, too.
( Smash Monkey martha stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:32, archived)

I have a collection of bogies which I've carefully archived and affixed to my wall which do, in a way, tell the story of my day to day life.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:37, archived)

bet the girls love it...

(sarah90 quit whining, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:42, archived)

Surprisingly they don't.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:48, archived)

I'm sure one will one day
maybe
(sarah90 quit whining, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:50, archived)

I'll give you the tour. I MIGHT EVEN WASH.

( Ttssattsr farting words onto the websites, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:54, archived)

reading the daily mail?
or according to the daily mail, what does everything do?


(slight paraphrase of andy parsons there)
(cs192 how appropriate, your mother fights like a cow, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:17, archived)

: D

( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:12, archived)

Ha ha ha!
I love you Lenin :D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:13, archived)

ha ha ha!!!

( @><|= w0nu!) AKA chadder - but is still a ****, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:34, archived)

Jesus!!!
Nice work
( @><|= w0nu!) AKA chadder - but is still a ****, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 11:41, archived)

By all means . . . this . . . should lead to the cure !

( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 0:14, archived)