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From the The Daily Mail challenge. See all 249 entries (closed)

( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:07, archived)

true story

( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)

Cryptic!

(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:08, archived)

Q: - what sits at the bottom of the Mediterranean
full of seamen?


A: - maddy sits at the bottom of the med, full of semen
( Sir T. Skellington LIMES ARE FOR CUNTS!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)

Ace!

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)

Haha
Is the skeleton Diana?
( Barbarossa WTF is it with apples lately? My lips are on fire!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)

OOOH. You bad person, you.

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:10, archived)

Probably
it's for the next conspiracy story featuring Royals, Mad Rich Foreigners who own Harrods, Asylum Seekers, Benefit Scrougers, and Lefties.
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:11, archived)

ha ha ha
she just wants to be the queen of our hearts not dead
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:13, archived)

Was going to be my question

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:16, archived)

The Wise Owl is surprised at you...

( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:12, archived)

Too controversial?
I'm a little worried that Julie Moult might sue me. I just hope it doesn't go viral ;)
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:14, archived)

what about the ingnorant chaffinch?

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:17, archived)

the bear which refuses to compromise

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)

the lion with no sense of perspective

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:24, archived)

the penguin which sweats too much

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:25, archived)

The Marmot of Malarkey

( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:27, archived)

that's really sad...
nicely done
( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:15, archived)

The Dickens you say . . .

( Valin Eschewing parts by the unit part . . ., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:21, archived)

FUCKING TOP STUFF LADYPERSON!

( Just Flange Eiwit, the mighty ENDOSPERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 8:16, archived)