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(Daley Mayle, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)

who's first?

( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)

obvious troll is obvious

( yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)

and a troll

( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)

you are!

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)

how are you sir?

( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)

still unemployable

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)

having fun eh?

( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)

<img src="http://img1.picturewizard.com/13269DD/0/DM1.jpg">
I am!
I shall help the new person.
Dear new person,
Check the subject line. That's how you do it.
'love
'pot
( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)

some facts about the word "pot"
in russian the word "pot" means sweat.
in hebrew the word "pot" means vagina.

i don't know anymore langs.
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)

So when in a Russian gymnasium
make sure you don't ask a Jew that you want to borrow his towel to wipe your pot...
( Barbarossa just ate an incredibly acidic apple on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)

this is the best joke on the subject
that i've heard.

woo to you sir barb.
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)

:)

( Barbarossa just ate an incredibly acidic apple on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)

well yes, because if you ask for a towel to wipe your sweat
he'll wonder why you want to wipe light.

that's not nearly as funny, but it's an excuse for me to gloat about knowing russian
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)

hehe
but pronounced more like "Sviette"
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)

hello new person
please read the FAQ and then EDIT this post to use html.

cheers

www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#postimage

or see below
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)

Please use b3ta's built in uploader

( cr3 history books forgot about us, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)

Mea culpa
That's the way to do it.
(Daley Mayle, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)

<img src="http://img1.picturewizard.com/13269DD/0/DM1.jpg"/>

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)

ha ha ha

( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)

hahaha

( Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)

Blow Bob Kely?

( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)

Fear Miss Noisy

( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)

*kicks*
BAD NEW PERSON, BAD
( Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)

W-O-W :D
Everyone must of had their cup-o-sunshine this morning, not one FAIL message.

EDIT: D'oh! "snooze you loose"
(nom_nom_nom, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)

SHUT UP AND DIE YOU CUNT
=)
( Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)

:D
That's better *ahhhhhhh*
(nom_nom_nom, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)

I miss Captain Wow

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)

What happened to her?

( Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)

This^

( Mstandot, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)

this happened to her?

( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)

^
this
( Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)

dunno -
I think she's having to work super hard or something.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)

We'll have none of your BBCode here, boy!

( Barbarossa just ate an incredibly acidic apple on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)

tuesday already?

( Spunky McPunk pooing a poo, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)