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[challenge entry] A variation on a theme

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(Daley Mayle, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# who's first?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# obvious troll is obvious
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# and a troll
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# you are!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# how are you sir?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# still unemployable
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# having fun eh?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# <img src="http://img1.picturewizard.com/13269DD/0/DM1.jpg">
I am!
I shall help the new person.
Dear new person,
Check the subject line. That's how you do it.
'love
'pot
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# some facts about the word "pot"
in russian the word "pot" means sweat.
in hebrew the word "pot" means vagina.

i don't know anymore langs.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# So when in a Russian gymnasium
make sure you don't ask a Jew that you want to borrow his towel to wipe your pot...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# this is the best joke on the subject
that i've heard.

woo to you sir barb.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
# well yes, because if you ask for a towel to wipe your sweat
he'll wonder why you want to wipe light.

that's not nearly as funny, but it's an excuse for me to gloat about knowing russian
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# hehe
but pronounced more like "Sviette"
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:48, archived)
# hello new person
please read the FAQ and then EDIT this post to use html.

cheers

www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#postimage

or see below
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# <img src="http://img1.picturewizard.com/13269DD/0/DM1.jpg"/>
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Blow Bob Kely?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Fear Miss Noisy
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# *kicks*
BAD NEW PERSON, BAD
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# W-O-W :D
Everyone must of had their cup-o-sunshine this morning, not one FAIL message.

EDIT: D'oh! "snooze you loose"
(nom_nom_nom, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# SHUT UP AND DIE YOU CUNT
=)
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# :D
That's better *ahhhhhhh*
(nom_nom_nom, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I miss Captain Wow
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# What happened to her?
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# This^


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# this happened to her?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# ^
this
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# dunno -
I think she's having to work super hard or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# We'll have none of your BBCode here, boy!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# tuesday already?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)