*rains down in africa*

( Smash Monkey full-frontal nerdity, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:08, archived)

Do you miss them?
I do.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock a QM production, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)

yes
i miss the 80's, too
( Smash Monkey full-frontal nerdity, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)

I do as well
because I was 6 at the end of them, and missed out on my favourite decade of pop music.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)

i was 6 at the start of them
you made me feel old :(
( Smash Monkey full-frontal nerdity, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:13, archived)

You're only as old as the woman you feel.
Slap your paws on my busters and we'll call it quits.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:15, archived)

I feel old now too

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:16, archived)

You've already copped a feel.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)

sssh!

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)

There's no point shushing now, middle of London in front of loads of people
hardly counts as a clandestine encounter, lovely.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)

i'll have to warm them first
or your nipples will rip your rather smashing blouse
( Smash Monkey full-frontal nerdity, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)

:D SMASHING BLOUSE

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:17, archived)

and a wazzo pair of jugs?

( Smash Monkey full-frontal nerdity, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)

No, I want the real Kim Basinger.

( Ttssattsr REMOTOBEWTS, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:23, archived)

her mouth is too wide
sorry, i meant good ev ening, your maaaaaaaam
( Smash Monkey full-frontal nerdity, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)

Squashed potatoes?
Yeah, I think I just sat down too quickly.
( Ttssattsr REMOTOBEWTS, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)

would you care to adjourn to the polo lounge?

( Smash Monkey full-frontal nerdity, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:28, archived)

YAY, BOTTOM. I have the season two DVD parked infront of my on my desk. Along with the Young Ones s1&2.

( Ttssattsr REMOTOBEWTS, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)

i've got hooligan's island and an arse oddity on dvd
hooligan's island rawks!
( Smash Monkey full-frontal nerdity, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:31, archived)

*looks blankly at nothing*

( Ttssattsr REMOTOBEWTS, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:33, archived)

WATCH HOOLIGAN'S ISLAND.
i saw the weaqpons grade y-fronts tour live, it wasn't as good.
( Smash Monkey full-frontal nerdity, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:40, archived)

0_0
I say!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock a QM production, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:18, archived)

pick up that monocle
and join in!
( Smash Monkey full-frontal nerdity, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)

*lubes up*
Hello Ladies!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock a QM production, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:24, archived)

*watches her now rather shiny friend
skid past aforementioned ladies and headfirst into a cupboard*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)

Feck!
Who left those rollerskates there?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock a QM production, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)

whee!
do you really think you can handle us both?
( Smash Monkey full-frontal nerdity, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)

*ahem*
One can but try.

It's one's duty, and all that.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock a QM production, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)

The man can deal with me with a hangover
without hitting me round the head.

He's got the gift, this one.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:29, archived)

Comfy Seats in lovely quiet carriage
all the way back to London...

You even had the courtesy not to fall asleep!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock a QM production, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:31, archived)

I did put my head down a lot
it hurt to be in the light :-(

You've the patience of a saint. Several saints.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)

St Trinians, then?
sorry
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock a QM production, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:36, archived)

*pulls up stocking and scales school wall*

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)

sounds like a keeper!
especially now my hangover is going!
is he slippery and pliant?
( Smash Monkey full-frontal nerdity, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:33, archived)

I'd prefer 'not that easy to pin down' rather than 'slippery'
if you don't mind.

;-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock a QM production, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)

i like my men slippery
in a smooth and oiled sense
( Smash Monkey full-frontal nerdity, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:46, archived)

Bring it on, baybeh!

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock a QM production, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)

*charges electrodes*

( Smash Monkey full-frontal nerdity, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:51, archived)

Goodness!

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock a QM production, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:54, archived)

this has nothing to do with goodness
and everything to do with sexy, sexy naughtiness ;)
( Smash Monkey full-frontal nerdity, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:56, archived)

I'm going to hold you to that...
... and with that - He was gone!
*swirls cape and vanishes*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock a QM production, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:07, archived)

i have preempted you!
for i disappeared five minutes ago to have my tea!
'bye!
( Smash Monkey full-frontal nerdity, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:09, archived)

:D I feel strangely like you're a prospective buyer.
I should point out he's not mine to sell, I just hang around him like some sort of magnetic fruit bat.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)

Bwahahahahaha!
and Nonsense!

:D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock a QM production, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)

i never buy men
i just rent them and send them back soiled
( Smash Monkey full-frontal nerdity, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:41, archived)

sad
but remember, for every Phil Oakey, the was a Nick Haywood.
(coobeastie I wish I was in Greenall Whitley Land, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)

Some like both...

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)

The 80s....
Hmmm, some very bad stuff happened in the 80s musically.

But on the the upside, we did get Win's "You've Got the Power", which was rather top.

Edit:

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock a QM production, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:14, archived)

i loved the 80's
the music rocked, the cxlothes were horrendous, but nobody cared!
( Smash Monkey full-frontal nerdity, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)

^this

( god save the queen four foot from its tail, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:24, archived)

Toto?
they were terrible, awful, big 80s AOR crap. Like The Cars, Chicago, Foreigner etc. Very little worth salvaging came from 80s production values.

Personally speaking, of course.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)

Actually, I was referring to the rains.... etc etc etc
I would take exception to that list, though.

Candy-O was an excellent album. The title track especially.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock a QM production, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:13, archived)

oh, the rains
well yes, I miss them mainly because if they were doing their job we wouldn't have to suffer Bob Fucking Geldof.
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:14, archived)

i own this, i'm sorry
www.ponyinarope.com/images/cars_black.jpg
( god save the queen four foot from its tail, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)

Picture Discs!
\o/
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock a QM production, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)

oh yes
and coloured vinyl, the kids today are missing out on so much
( god save the queen four foot from its tail, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)

I got a scary lime green 12" last week and I'm young, fresh and 20.

( Ttssattsr REMOTOBEWTS, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:24, archived)

I'm 23
and I've got motorhead and venom picture discs.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)

I tend to buy black vinyl over colour and picdiscs, but I do have a rather good Napalm Death - Harmony Corruption picture 12".
Highfives, dude.
( Ttssattsr REMOTOBEWTS, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:28, archived)

I tend to buy motorhead and venom vinyl
it's alllllllll good.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:29, archived)

:) no one has heard of half my rekkids.
NOW PLAYING: Spaceboy - Searching the Stone Library for the Green Page of Illusion.
( Ttssattsr REMOTOBEWTS, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:31, archived)

NOW PLAYING: shit all, I'm at bloody work.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)

I see your Spaceboy and the blah blah blah
and raise you a Gregory Hoskins & The Stickpeople, so there!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock a QM production, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:38, archived)

Yeah, neither of you are listening to Fathoms, are you?
*shakes fist*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)

Actually, I'm currently listening to Ed Reardon's Week (Radio 4)
which is superb.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock a QM production, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)

I read something about them the other day. *thumbs through copy of Rock-A-Rolla*

( Ttssattsr REMOTOBEWTS, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)

My first ever album was on blue vinyl.
a double album, no less, with 'blue' in the title, as it happens...

Jet Records...

no more clues...
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock a QM production, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)

I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW
out of the blue by ELO.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)

OK, you win.
Pressie arrives tomorrow...
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock a QM production, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:33, archived)

\o/ I was right?!
Woohoo!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)