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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum,
Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:46,
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There was a young man from Devizes
unstableOvine has not aged well,
Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:47,
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who had exotic fruits for his eyseshis nose was a nanna narna....
edit/ apologies to wormulus but
(edit/ apologies to wormulus but
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:49,
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his cock was a spannerand his bollocks were different sizes
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WormuIus,
Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:50,
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sorry mate my spelling is fucked tonight god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:53,
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oh shit, his cock must've been a sparna thenpoor bloke
( unstableOvine has not aged well,
Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:57,
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it's the posh way of saying it god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:01,
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ah well, he can always stick it in a Volvo/still posh
( unstableOvine has not aged well,
Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:04,
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A banana, a tomato and an..onion go into a bar.They sit down, and each order a pint.
Proceeded by several others, they discuss times past and current events.
Then they go home, watch some telly and sleeeeppzzz.
(Proceeded by several others, they discuss times past and current events.
Then they go home, watch some telly and sleeeeppzzz.
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:50,
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What . . . no jazz ?
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:52,
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SKEEBOP DEE BOP DADDYOH! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:04,
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Tomato and onion?They are a sharon fruit and a physalis, they were on special offer.
Now, make rhyme out of that you can't.
(Now, make rhyme out of that you can't.
stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum,
Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:53,
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That sharon fruit's named phylis . . .she came down with a bad case of syphilis . . .
( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:56,
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there was a young man from beiruthis lovers were made out of fruit
one he named alice looked like a physalis
but the one he called sharon was cute
bow down before me, and while you're there
(one he named alice looked like a physalis
but the one he called sharon was cute
bow down before me, and while you're there
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:59,
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i'm wasted on you lotso i'll reply to myself
edit/ and i'm going to spend the rest of the evening altering my limerick too
(edit/ and i'm going to spend the rest of the evening altering my limerick too
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:13,
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you are goodnext challenge:
pomegranite and karambola.
(pomegranite and karambola.
stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum,
Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:17,
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some fruits are inherently shite
like kiwis and pomegranite
karambola's a winner to follow your dinner
as a pudding it's quite a delight
can't say i didn't try.
and run with shite - nite, it sounds better
(like kiwis and pomegranite
karambola's a winner to follow your dinner
as a pudding it's quite a delight
can't say i didn't try.
and run with shite - nite, it sounds better
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:30,
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i doffmy cap to you
*should have picked orange, nothing rhymes with orange, bah*
(*should have picked orange, nothing rhymes with orange, bah*
stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum,
Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:36,
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give me timea few days and slight modification of the pronunciation perhaps, or on the other hand... :)
( god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:40,
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A Jew, an Irishman and and a Jamaican go into a barwhat a fine example of a multicultural society we have.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:54,
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I heard the all bought a £10 drink.Which the barman told them was £10, but another member of staff saw him, and demanded he refunded the group.
He'd overcharged them by £5, so gave back £1 each to the group and pocketed £2.
So each fruit/veg has paid £9, plus the £2 in the barman's pocket.
Where has that extra pound gone?
(He'd overcharged them by £5, so gave back £1 each to the group and pocketed £2.
So each fruit/veg has paid £9, plus the £2 in the barman's pocket.
Where has that extra pound gone?
Nathanial Hornblower,
Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:55,
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InflationThey should have received a refund of £1.66 and 6 recurring change - which times 3 = £5.00 = which is (£1 x 3) + £2 ergo no missing pound.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:56,
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Down the drain . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:58,
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If you want to give my arse a pound, i'll be more than happy to accept ;)
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Nathanial Hornblower,
Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:00,
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SEVENSEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
plus 2 equals 9 you twonk
err
(plus 2 equals 9 you twonk
err
stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum,
Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:00,
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(9x3=27)+2=29, and the original amount was 30.
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Nathanial Hornblower,
Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:04,
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Ohthis is the inflation version.
10-3=7+2=9 was what I heard in the dim and distant past
anyway, i have to get a fox, a chicken and sack of corn over a river so bye!
(10-3=7+2=9 was what I heard in the dim and distant past
anyway, i have to get a fox, a chicken and sack of corn over a river so bye!
stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum,
Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:08,
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your 2's on the wrong side of the equation30 - 5 = 25 = 9x3 - 2
alternatively
30 = 3x9 (paid) + 5 (refunded) - 2 (swiped)
(alternatively
30 = 3x9 (paid) + 5 (refunded) - 2 (swiped)
unstableOvine has not aged well,
Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:14,
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Christ, i'm on /talk for ten minutes, and my joke explodes. (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:00,
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dfadsf Mathew Hofma
The Bauhaus and De Stijl Movements
The Bauhaus movement comes from the term “House of Building.” Originating as a school in Germany, it was taught as a combination of architecture, building, and fine art. The idea of Bauhaus is that form follows function. It is taught that there need not be lots of bells and whistles in someone’s designs, but that the fact that someone’s art can have a function while looking simple is art itself. Rationality, functionality, and simple harmony were the hallmarks of the movement founded by Walter Gropius in 1919. Many of the ideas used in Bauhaus architecture, such as balconies for each room of an apartment, are still in use today in modern United States architecture.
De Stijl is a Dutch word meaning “the Style.” It is an artistic movement, also known as neoplasticism, which was founded in the Netherlands in 1917. The core ideas in De Stijl evolve around simplicity. The only colors used are the primary colors red, yellow, and blue; along with black and white. Simple rectangles and lines are also used in the designs. Everything was reduced to the essentials, and abstraction was key. Though simple, the movement had many creative ideas, especially with the use of negative space. The most famous piece of art from this period was created by Piet Mondrian, with a black, white, red, yellow, and blue painting of squares, rectangles and lines titled “Composition with Yellow, Blue, and Red,” which was created in 1939. The wonderful title also shows that not only was this simple, back to basics art, but that it was also a way of thinking.
Both Bauhaus and De Stijl are very similar movements in that they stress simplicity. The use of simple colors, lines, and rectangles harkens back to grade school, but the effect on the art is striking. The art created in both movements almost creates sort of a “why didn’t I think of that” effect in the mind. The movement showed that you didn’t need an amazing amount of technical proficiency at painting or a lot of shades of colors to create a visual masterpiece.
Along with the similarities in the simplicity, the movements also took place around a similar time and place, in Europe in the early 1900’s. One of the main proponents of the De Stijl movement, Mies van der Rohe, was also the head Architect-Director of the Bauhaus school in Germany for its final three years.
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Mon 24 Nov 2008, 4:43,
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The Bauhaus and De Stijl Movements
The Bauhaus movement comes from the term “House of Building.” Originating as a school in Germany, it was taught as a combination of architecture, building, and fine art. The idea of Bauhaus is that form follows function. It is taught that there need not be lots of bells and whistles in someone’s designs, but that the fact that someone’s art can have a function while looking simple is art itself. Rationality, functionality, and simple harmony were the hallmarks of the movement founded by Walter Gropius in 1919. Many of the ideas used in Bauhaus architecture, such as balconies for each room of an apartment, are still in use today in modern United States architecture.
De Stijl is a Dutch word meaning “the Style.” It is an artistic movement, also known as neoplasticism, which was founded in the Netherlands in 1917. The core ideas in De Stijl evolve around simplicity. The only colors used are the primary colors red, yellow, and blue; along with black and white. Simple rectangles and lines are also used in the designs. Everything was reduced to the essentials, and abstraction was key. Though simple, the movement had many creative ideas, especially with the use of negative space. The most famous piece of art from this period was created by Piet Mondrian, with a black, white, red, yellow, and blue painting of squares, rectangles and lines titled “Composition with Yellow, Blue, and Red,” which was created in 1939. The wonderful title also shows that not only was this simple, back to basics art, but that it was also a way of thinking.
Both Bauhaus and De Stijl are very similar movements in that they stress simplicity. The use of simple colors, lines, and rectangles harkens back to grade school, but the effect on the art is striking. The art created in both movements almost creates sort of a “why didn’t I think of that” effect in the mind. The movement showed that you didn’t need an amazing amount of technical proficiency at painting or a lot of shades of colors to create a visual masterpiece.
Along with the similarities in the simplicity, the movements also took place around a similar time and place, in Europe in the early 1900’s. One of the main proponents of the De Stijl movement, Mies van der Rohe, was also the head Architect-Director of the Bauhaus school in Germany for its final three years.